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Not In My Living Room A-Z

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^^^ I was confused there and thought.. WTF who breaks in maggots.. ?infact who in their right mind buys maggots..? Then the penny dropped.. I seem to be turning into a forgetful Felicity... old age creaping up  faster and faster..!!

 

 

Orange... anything orange 

 

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^^^ No you'll have to become middle aged first.

 

Penicillin - I'm allergic

^^ What age does one become middle aged...? Just asking for a friend you  understand..?

 

Ooft my wee yins allergic to penicillin too!!

 

Queen cos they'd need to dig Freddy up and I've just washed me floor..!!

^^^ I'll let you know when I get there. Probably around 60 I would guess. 

 

Roosters - no thanks I have an alarm clock I can adjust. 

S and M party...those gimp suits frighten me...?

Telekinesis - although I'm sure someone does that with my car keys. 

^^You don't need your car keys you need the walking practice...?

 

Uri Gellar...

 

there is something about him that gives me the willies...

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Vestal Virgins - I can only imagine that would bring problems

wankers - nothing wrong with a tug... but the lounge is not the place... off you go.

Zippy and bungle...........and Jeffrey........

 

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Aardvark.. now I luvs me an aardvark especially the blue ones but with aardvarks come flies... and catlover has made it quite clear what can happen with flies...??

Bumble Bee - not that bumble bees aren't cool, they're just better off outside as nature intended. 

Grizzly murder scene which stains the non existent cream carpet 

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Horrendously grizzly murder scene 

which stains the non existent cream carpet ?

Just horrific grizzly murder scene 

which stains the non existent cream carpet ?

Kinder surprise....chocadoobie.... gives me the creeps!

 

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Limp bizkit cos I'm sure that translates to soggy biscuit and nobody wants a limp soggy droopy anything in their livingroom especially if they have a cream carpet..!!

 

Who's with me peeps...??

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On 8/20/2018 at 8:35 PM, catlover said:

Kinder surprise....chocadoobie.... gives me the creeps!

 

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^^ Overly sleazy former Australian Prime Minister, Tony Abbott or as the kid thought he was called Mr Rabbit.... which was apt because he was a bit of a bunny.

 

(Edit: google Tony Abbott and you will see the resemblence, although as a Liberal Party member you'd never see him in red.... and Liberal Party is very misleading, they are left wing Tories)

 

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