October 2, 20187 yr Jousters .... they can just take their big sticks and clunky armour and horses outside thank you very much... (Fluffy my mum was really good at getting rid of invisible people.... at one stage the baby sister had 5 invisible friends and one by one my mum sorted them out, there was Mil Hanna who she sat on a squashed cos he was only teeny tiny and she was big and fat.... then there was johnny boy who she vaccumed up, wizza who she drowned in the washing machine and John Stone who she ran over with the car.... the 5th one just stopped getting mentioned and we were all to scared to ask why and didn't want to hold another invisible funeral)
October 4, 20187 yr ^^^ Aaaahhh.... but I look so sexy in my sparkly beads... I promise I'm house broken, even if I do have 3 vaginas. Lego.... those little bricks of crippling pain can stay in the bedroom thank you very much.
October 7, 20187 yr Mangey twat... actually its Mange tout.... I never knew.... both are gross anyway!
October 7, 20187 yr Nostril Hairs that hang down..... eeew it looks like moths have flown up their and died and its their little dead legs dangling down..... ergh.
October 18, 20187 yr toe jam picking..... take it away, the bathroom maybe but not the frickin lounge and don't roll it in balls and flick it on the floor
October 19, 20187 yr Wobbly legged chairs.. Cos I'll be the one to sit on it and end up on ma arse with a thud..!!
November 5, 20187 yr Farts period... cos eggy or not I don't want em in the lounge room.... just take you're stinky arse outside to relieve the pressure.
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