Rudolph, but he is in my front yard at Christmas time

Snakes - I'm no herpetologist

T - rex  cos I'm no paleontologists but I reckon it will take my roof clean off and our heads too..!!

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Uri Geller 

Vin deasel cos trouble seems to follow him about...!!

 

?Just sayin.. 

Wimbledon 

^^ Oh, because its finished until next year, I get it now, that's clever.

 

Xylophones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yogurt that's 3 months outta date...

^^ i think i just did a little bit of sick in my mouth.

 

Zookeeper's boots after mucking out the enclosure.

angry birds

Bayonets

Christmas tree, because it's not Christmas time

Diamonties... cos the kid don't dance no more no more no more no more.

Empty popcorn bags

^^Is that cos your hiddin your empties in the bin

 

Fruit Loops... cos they are evil and if I wasn't allowed to have them as a kid then the kid can't have them now. ?

^^^ Been waiting for more than 36 hours for someone to post the E so I could post the F. Someone else got there 7 minutes ago ?

 

Gondolas. O Sole Mio my arse.

^^^ Oh poor Sslippy dippy doo dah.... my heart bleeds... isn't it a shame you don't have fizchick... you could have solved that issue nice an easy... ?

 

Hairy eight legged mutations that spin webs.

 

Interpreter - shove off with your clever multi - lingual ways. 

Jumping castle - cos that's and outside toy

Killer spiders that jump off the wall and chase you just as you go to whack them with your shoe...!! ( Yes this is a true story..)

^^ Oh I believe you Fluffy... the spider tales I could tell...

 

Librarian telling me to shoosh.

Mashed potato - boke! ? 

nuclear fallout

Open heart surgery - there's just too many dog hairs in the living room. 

Prostate examinations..  I eat my dinner in that room for gawd sake don't need anybodys tackle dangling here there and everywhere and NO bare arses on my couch thank you very much...