Mac#23

Nope.. not a chance

Nope.. never

4- make honey mustard dressing

“A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume." So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "f***k!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does f**k mean?" and dad says "preparing." Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets." The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs f**king the chicken.”

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2- add to hot tea

This is great to hear Jswiss. Take your time and conquer your cravings and triggers one at a time. Everytime you conquer one your quit gets stronger. Keep it up.

Way to go Johnny 5, epic quit. It gives something to strive for.

Stay right there

Because of all the rock hard structures 🤣 ( Get your mind out of the gutter I'm talking about the castles) Is gratifying yourself considered a sexual experience or just busy work? 😆

Once it leaves your arse hole Is it a 65" TV or a 65" monitor?

Clearly you jest

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6- use in a stir fry

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3- shred and put in coleslaw

Should I be saying g'day or hello?

1- cut it up for soup

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Shell game lost

I've been known to ask stupid random questions for my own entertainment, how about you?

9- use to hang a swing

Do you question other people just for the fun of it