notsmokinjo

^^^ don't you start!!!! Arrgggg . .. OK... Nearly 6am... Can get the kid up soon... She can put up with my mood...

Out of donuts

I had to Google them. Do you think the country that gave the world Vegemite, pavlova and timtams should have these too?

Does violet flavoured lolliesctaste any good?

But you give such good wisdoms (As a continuation of the above from @Weegie ) And clustered hemorrhoids

I sleep.. I even havevpills to help... I got a whole 4 hours before a weird QSMB dream woke me up... It wasn't nice and you weren't even there.

Do unicorns do sparkly rainbow poo?

Morning Glory

Wot?... Wot about unicorns. They're real aren't they,?

Iris on catch up And... Kangaroo Paw

How come Barry's getting gadget arms when I'm still waiting for me frickin lap elephant?

Hydrangea

No it wad a series of cowboy comedies... They Call Me Trinity.. With Tetrnce hill and Bud Spencer.

Frangipani

Dahlia

Trust me I have the school bag and my bag at the door, lunches made.. Will walk her to her bus, get mine and be waiting at the door for the phlebotomist to open at 8... Less than 4 hours to go...

Bluebells

Zinnia

What about Blazing Saddles and The Trinity Movies... Ya have to like them don't ya?

Xeranthemum

Did you make that shlt up? Violet... Purple for fluffy

Go to the doctor he says, get shlt checked he said... So in the mornin their takin about half me blood for their stoopy tests... An doin an EKG... Until then coffee detox, headaches, shakes and sweats... Yay life...

Tulip

Stuart dessert rose

I can't ... The quack said nil by mouth ... Its all that naggin frickin POM's fault... I had it all planned... Load up on coffee between 8 and 10 to get me through but had homework to help the kid with, the preteen social dramas to council her on then went to feed the fogs and they had redecorated the yard with the contents of 2 wheely bins then 10pm and no more nuthin... Tried to force sleep and got 4 hours with a pill had some wacky arse dream about members from over there and now here I am wide awake feeling sorry for meself having coffee dts