notsmokinjo

Bridges... I don't do tunnels, even get off the train before it goes through the loop. Trains or buses

We use kebab too... Iced vovo

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^theres a word I haven't heard since the 80s.... Now we just call them a Kabob

Abalone nuggets

Hey @Weegie I thought we were in trouble then but checked and he definitely said ladies so were in the clear. Punishment

Snag (No, not a sensitive new aged guy, but a sausage, you know the things we really put on the barbie)

Hugs for our Jillar Remember her love and her spark Hold them in this dark????

Pan pipes

If slippy doesn't own slippers wot does he wear on his feet on Sundays? Chook

(Contemplated having a tword thing like someone else has an xword thing... But nah) Toasted coconut covered marshmallow

Isn't some 'shit' worth sniffing?

What fluffy ( @Wee fluffy me ) bleaching now?

River Without an e, an kitchen appliance.

Aren't autographs naff, shouldn't you be asking for a shred selfie?

Bus Without an A how do you exercise

Tossed salad

Other answer was 1 so slippy got it... OK: 1. My dads little sistet is married to my mums little brother. 2. My dad let me give him head slaps repeatedly because he didn't get a joke. 3. My parents met at my dad's cousin's 21 birthday party.

1 is the lie because there were only 3 blokes... In the olden days I drank a lot and hard... 2. Is very true 3. Is true, my first masters I went away with a Maori team... I stopped drinking about 4am in the morning, was up at 6 am to be at the diamonds for an 8am game... Watched the first ball cross the plate but didn't seeing cos I was seeing 3...

2.... That's the one where they chuck coloured shlt at each other yeah? @Sslip well?!?!?

Kryten

Oh... Why can it be 2 lies... This is getting hard.. 1. I once beat 8 blokes in a jug funnel skull race. 2. I was the raining beer golf champion of my mates at the MCG. 3. I was once so drunk at softball I couldn't bat because I was seeing 3 balls.

Plain... No pretentious water for me Drink... Water or cordial

Medusa