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False TNP has worn sunglasses at night

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Just finished taking my granddaughter swimming and still haven't come up with a plausible answer to Why is the swimming pool called fairfield if there's no fair and no field?

Is it because they taste crap?

I love flake, but don't you think deep fried chocolate spoils things?

Better than cod, haddock, rock and plaice?

Have you never had a mushy pea fritter? Deep fried veggies can't be considered properly healthy can they?

I think I said posh people get out the bath to pee. What makes you think I'm not posh?

Hey how did this rumour start? (I certainly haven't peed in the bath all weekend)

1 ... you pulled the queen card? How can you get away with that?

Stzr, This is such a brave, generous and inspirational story. You should be extremely proud of yourself. My very best wishes to you and your family and thank you, seriously just thank you!

Nope!!! And many happy returns Catlover. Have a fanastic day! And sticks I think we may be obliged to allow chicks to win the day today or at least keep the spankings to a gently proportion

Morning, hope the kids made you brekkie in bed with Lorne sausage this morning 8

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Brendan Foster at the Montreal Olympics As a bonus for fluffy

overly optimistic orangutan offends

6 ... Morning Doreen, hope you are being looked after by your kids today

How expensive it need to be to be convincing?

I'm H-A-P-P-Y, I'm H-A-P-P-Y, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm H-A-P-P-Y

Lie to me - because wouldn't it be great if we knew someone who could read every time we told a fib

and who didn't love his car?