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Well this one created a bit of interest and juicy gossip didn't it? They're not nearly classy enough for you. None of them have bothered getting properly dressed. The ones that have hit on me in the foyer at Priscilla, Queen of the Desert have been. Now you're letting your imagine run wild. Not yet, but there's still time. No, I'd tell you what it was but I'm afraid you'd laugh. Find the entrance then just reverse. So to the question. What's Boo ever done to you guys?

Fire up the Quattro. Right for our American friends here. We've spoke about how your guys made a real mess of Life On Mars. This is the follow up series and how it should have ended. Would the clown freak you out?

Where's fluffy, she always complains she doesn't get the chance to answer?

2 is the lie

Pasty Pasty : Cornish or Cheese and Onion

yep that's right 3. Is a lie. My dad was into the cowboy stuff and Shane did come from that. However my other name is Frederick after my grandad.

Oh come on Jo, please guess again, 'cos I'm really running out of truths here. 1. Is true. She lived next door to Queenie and Ernie. Used to love going round my nan and grandads. Good neighbours and you could sometimes even make out the TV through the clouds of smoke! That leaves one guess left. Go on Jo, open goal, knock it in the back of the net.

Oh let me tell you. What a night! Will the drifters ever come back?

Old Peculier (okay I know strictly speaking its a beer, but a good one and I like the name)

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Jo you got it .... completely wrong. My lovely little mum goes by the names Pearl Violet.

Okay so we've established that my dear old nan was named Alice, but which of the following is the lie? 1. My nan in fact lived next door to Queenie for more years than I can recall. 2. My mum got blessed with the name Pearl. 3. My dad was into cowboy films so I got Shane Alan as my two given names.

Oi this is my Nan you're talking about there, tread carefully or you're for it. Grandpa is pretty angry too

Then count me in on the gaiety. This always brings a smile as it reminds my of my nan. Yes she went by the name of Alice, not the one they were talking about, at least I don't remember them living next door.

PMSL I have no further comment to make at this stage of proceedings, although I have gained access to confidential pictures of Reci arriving at the inquest. It also appears Jillar's family has been in on the act. Any further comments will be issued by my representatives.

It's a NOPE right here.

1-800-Sources, just don't let anyone else in on it What happened to the children's TV stars of our youth?

They stopped the cruel use of rabbits due to pressure from Jillar. They now use 5 year olds for both hops and scotch. Whatever happened to the heroes?

Rome Why do doves cry?

Where are you finding all these pictures of gay guys?

Each to their own, there's nothing preventing anyone else posting their own likes is there?

** Sigh ** 2 is in fact true. She has a thing about hard plastic, loved to destroy it. Not interested in rubber toys or anything like that. She's also a bit of a kleptomaniac and goes through me wife's handbag stealing gloves and the like. 3 is a complete falsehood. I have never owned a pair of slippers in my life!