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Congratulations on 7 months quit JetBlack.

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Weegie, feeling pissed just looking at them. Are they going to be flaming? Anyhow, it is such a pleasure having you here, I am truly impressed at the strength of your quit. Congratulations on 6 months quit!

False ... not knowingly that is, but sounds like a good idea. TNP spends more than an hour a week in the garden?

Hair? Wipe it with a towel - dry as a bone. Add to a salad : Coleslaw or Potato salad?

Voice

Lentil soup

Games table

Semolina

Ice

Winkle porpoise

Shard

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If I come round in autumn can I get both? Winter menu, 'cos those desserts sound magic. I get the over catering thing as well - it's my mum's fault. Teas for cricket today would probably feed 4 sides rather than 2 If you had to put together your favourite ever meal what would it be (3 courses minimum)?

Oh that is awesome isn't it?

Jo, why so sad, this is perfect for our one sunny day of the year What do you use for BBQ on the beach?

^^^ love those choices, art in general would be cool, but to play guitar really well would be joyful. Proper cooking for family. Less pressure if you balls up. Everyone coming round and you want to lay on a feast. What do you prepare?

Yep true, up until around 8pm at least. TNP has spent or will spend today out in the sun?

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^^^ I mean I'll let it slide because it has 896 in there and what the hell can I do in any case, but WTF that number is 1896 ?! What kind of place would have no more pubs for nearly 900 km?

Oh hell, so many. It would need to be a team sport we don't really play here. Short list in order of increasing interest would be kabaddi, lacrosse, gaelic football, aussie rules and baseball. But the winner is handball. It seems to be played a lot more on various parts of the continent, but has never been a thing here. What skill would you most like to learn if you had all the time in the world?

Pudding is all about context. Come here, give us a hug pud (pudding), then it is definitely a term of endearment and I would take it as related to being sweet. Get your arse off the couch you lazy pudding, is definitely not a term of endearment and is more about being soft, stodgy and unhealthy. Oi pudding - who the hell know? Shame writing struggles with the voice it's being said in, isn't it?

International no diet day, now there's a concept I can get behind. So not yet halfway through our 3 day weekend it's a big, fat Nope from me!