Everything posted by bakon
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Confessions
I confess I am sitting in waiting room and woman here has nice sandles with red webbing and looks like rope soles. Her toenails are a matching light red. Not whore red or shiney red. Pant cut off right below knee to show calf too. Couldn't have taken more than a minute to put on these sandles over the two seconds flippers take to put on. Not a dirty bird. I can't call it a fairy because here fairies have danglers and like other danglers
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Confessions
Dirty birds have their place too. But not in public also
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Confessions
Leann back on confessions that are not g rated. Frez flops are fine. But only at home or beach. Otherwise it's a dirty bird. Bakon rule #69
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Some Facts About Quit Train
piss off strong arm- see what I mean- jimmy control is lacking
- chicks or sticks
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The embarrassing facts
Doreen want to sit on a harley when only one person is looking Babs I horny Sgt needs help getting on Jimmy's bus
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The embarrassing facts
Frez flops are worse thing a girl can wear in public
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Nope
Don't say it daily but not giving it up. This word made my first week and that lead up to now. I pushed hard through any crave by saying it. Not one puff ever. Burrito should try Not One Skirt Ever
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Confessions
Frez flops are for dirty kitties
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Confessions
I confess the footnotes are another reason you should ride the little bus. First reason is third person speak. Number 2 your from ohio. That's three strikes for window licker runner who leans to one side from lack of sack filler. Jimmy come pick up the goofy kid with a homemade grill.
- My fitness pal
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Tell me about your... GRILL
All by yourself?
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SEX
Doreen the harley is also called a Milwaukee vibrator. It works when dating but like beer, women loose interest once they get a ring on it. I call the mrs my girlfriend all the time. I say "girlfriend jacki" coming out tonite? and she know I want the fun time girl. Harley does work for single guys . Chicks like Harley's , don't know about other brands, not a lot of women say " I really like to go for a ride on your Kawasaki." Probably say something like motorbike on the island, but action is saying it to the ladies. He takes the pimp suit and let's them drive . I would never do it on bike. To much respect for the bike. But if it worked for woman, I would let her sit and self ride it while I watched.
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The embarrassing facts
Ava wants a summer picnic too. Nice shades
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Gabby has three weeks down!
What treat do you have picked out of this achievement ? Anything special. Should be a dinner at least.
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Some Facts About Quit Train
Kisses back big boy. Elton John got nothing on your style.
- chicks or sticks
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The embarrassing facts
Petra get out of chicks game. Complete waste of time for someone as classy as you.
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The embarrassing facts
James joe action Jackson sgt1ball need to get over a post a number Nancy is getting dressed up for big dinner coming up
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The embarrassing facts
My mrs is named jacki My Ex's mother was also jacki but I called her grandma wacki. She absolutely hated me and I didn't put her on any of my favorite lists. When ex found out I was dating a jacki I think her head spun completely around.
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Some Facts About Quit Train
I missed the argument threads. Or was too simple to notice. Who knows. I didn't like the changing and censorship of what I wrote. If I offend someone then they need a sense of humor and to read it with a lighter tone implied. But to change it is wrong. Just delete it would have been better. That said I have some complaints here. The nudie picture thread is being littered with cat photos. Please only post the proper Human naked photos. Second is the way some guys here are to feminine, wearing skirts or talking like women, saying " love it" or are so clearly hiding their vagina. Men don't say things like sticky quit either. Third is the lack of help some guys in chicks and sticks game. Ginger is not on often, an Lucy or Bonnie only needs a little help to thump on us. You guy to important to help us maintain our superior counting ability? Four (I am never reaching 23 so relax) is not a lot of jimmy control. He flexed that arm after taking down the pevert looking over the cubicle picture. How can you allow him to continue to intimidate me with the raised fist? Five. Cleaver kitty proved to be that dingbat trouble maker who anytime I do look over there is still posting poison on us. If she is secretly reading this I will say you need to shut you ******* pie hole. Six. Don't let kids read five but my last complaint will be no summer picnic. I got a cool Hawaiian shirt and no party to attend.
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Oh Miss Nancy...Yoo Hoo...Read this
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