Got a new pair for long distance motorcycle riding called MyPakage. Got a pocket in front where the goofy flap door is usually sew in. (What's the deal with that door anyways??like a tricky little maze I supposed to snake through when I got to really go, too small sometimes and other times it just hangs open like barn doors when the little fellow is trying to hide. ) but back on subject. First pair of purpose built undies and they are some quick drying bullshit to wash in sink overnight and be dry in morning when traveling. So I guess I still need another pair to wear to sleep cuz can't let that thing out all night. No counting what it might do.
Then I go to local sporting goods store, called "Dicks" not making this up as others can verify the name, and buy two pairs of some under armor support blah blah blah shorts. Which are just another pair of fast drying, moisture wicking, underwear shorts. Same idea to wash out and dry overnight. This pair holds the sausage and meatballs like a spandex bun. So I try them both. One lets the guy have a private apartment out front. Other gives some room but hugs him.
Now the dangler can't talk but I know what he likes and it's really lonely in his own room but being hugged all day with those two grease-balls fellows below makes him feel a little shifty. Each way is as good as the other I guess but at night neither works. Danger wants held gently and not hugging the entire time or left alone to wonder around.
On the high side this space age material feels like lady drawers. Silky smooth. Like a thong without sum thing up my crack. Plus gives some room, unlike lady panties which are usually flat in front and squeeze the bat and balls too much for comfort for continual wear. I bet if Bruce Jenner was given some MyPakage he might take the boobs back off and think about keeping the stick.
I do have bicycle shorts with the padded ass but they just feel like a big diaper and the rod and reels still need a sling to hold them out of the way.
So who's next with a review of their unique skivvies?
I made a copy. SO whats this from?
