Could we have one of these instead ??
You know, ever since I saw y'all use those flotation devices,
those
god awful blasphemous floating monstrosities
as a metaphor for a one year quit,
it gave me the shivers. NO, I can't stand it !
I have a major visceral Freak Out when I see those photos.
I mean, I LOVE y'all
but, I will NEVER climb aboard one of those things
EVEN metaphorically.
Even to see YOU, ALL MY HEROES.
I know you are saying, who the f k cares, S !! :P
But, for my PEACE OF MIND
(metaphorically and otherwise)
I have decided to have a Smoke Free Tardis
instead of that...that...OTHER thing.
Everyone will fit, cocktails, swimming, shows, food, dancing girls....whatever you want. It could even float if you need it to float.
Am I alone in this aversion to those....those....things. ?
Lawd, help me.
:(