If you play with fire, you'll get burned

You need to light a fire under your ar5e.

Is there light at the end of the tunnel

There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

Haven’t got a pot to piss in.

it's like pissing in the wind

Going wherever the wind blows me.

Going, going, gone.

Go to see a man about a dog

Man up

what goes up must come down

Are you feeling down in the dumps?

Break down and cry

If i dont laugh ill cry

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

Dont make a mountain out of a mole hill

Mountain Dew

Credit given when credits due 

Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

You are off your head

You get what you give so give good head.

Giving is better than receiving

Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all 

I've lost my marbles

I'm not lost just taking the scenic route