(I'm frickin rooted then...don't ya know Aussies don't use R's half the frickin time and roll em, shit we are too lazy for that..short an sweet, shirt an sweet.) Does it help that I know all the words to Flower of Scotland and Loch Lomond?

Edited April 8, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Can you say loch properly though? 

Should it sound like I've got a loogie stuck in me throat?

Yes that sounds about right, whats a loogie? 

A loogie is a flemmy spit ball..don't you snort an hock ya throat to get a big loogie when ya wanna spit at someone?

 

[ Not that I do, anymore, cos (posh English accent) I'm a lady. ]

I wish i hadnt asked, can you believe i thought it was a sweetie? 

I shared too much again didn't I ?

No not at all, its better to know these things, i might have said who would like a loogie? 

Did you think I meant lolly?

Naw, but i do like ice lollies, why dont they make proper zooms anymore with the wee cream banana flavoured yellow bit? 

Um, cos banana tastes like shlt?

What do you think of this for Barry's song?

 

Definitely 1 for Jo's song and I love the brownie one for me so now we need a beazel and Mike piano song right? And could you imagine weegie walking in a store and asking the clerk if they have any loogies?!  

Whats the general theme if beazel and mikes songs?

Could Mike's be ?

 

 

What do you guys think of this for Beazel?

 

 

like I used to roll a cigarette?

This is the version I grew up with on Play School... It was on the Wiggley Woo record...

 Let's give our Beazel a little bit of class don't ya think?

That's perfect, do you think she'll like it?

Who wouldn't love those little purring mewing sounds?

Does that cover everybody now?

I think we have all the regulars covered. Should we give Beazel and Barry shout outs cos they haven't seen their songs?

Yea I wonder where they are @beazel and @barry?

I checked, definitely not my smell keeping them away. Do you think its the odor of wee? 

Did you accidentally drop the "d" on the end? 

I thought the weed in here smelt like chocolate, are you telling me I am wrong?