Do you know that song dont break my heart, my eggy breaky heart?

Is it for real that the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn?

Nawww, wit song is unicorn? 

Not anthem... Animal...the national animal of Strata is the kangra, NZ is the kiwi... And Scotland is the unicorn, yes?

Woopsi, naw its a haggis surely? 

Well surely Scotland having unicorns as their national animal is more believable than the English having lions. Do you think they just nicked em from Africa?

Is it not more bizarre new zealand pick a fruit as their national animal? 

????? I always just thought it was weird that their national animal was a bird...why didn't I think of the fruit?

these aren't the real questions??

What arent?

Are you lost on this game Mike?

Is he not silly enough?

Do you think that's the cause of his confusion?

Could we not explain the game to him so he'd understand it? 

Do you think he does understand it but is just messing  with us? lol

Or are his answers too clever for our feeble minds?

Is he trying to make us think?!

Did I here the word unicorn..???

Is unicorn our national song?

@Wee fluffy me google says the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn. Does Google lie?

 

Is it because Scotland is so mystical?

Could this be the mythic unicorn national anthem?

 

https://youtu.be/h4bc9UwZsYs 

Don't you wish we had such a catchy song?

But jillar didn't you know you have a catchy song?

If you sing it enough isn't any song catchy then?

Wouldn't it be more catchy if it involved mystical unicorns?