Is that slippy trying to unscrew your head?

Shall we see just how fast I can run?

With her bottom half??

Does anyone want to know how to lose ten ugly pounds instantly?

Yes, but does it involve slippy?

Does anyone won't ice cream and cake?

 

Do you want it to?

Haven't I got enough on me plate with pork chops?

Is the ice cream and cake got pineapple in them?

21 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Haven't I got enough on me plate with pork chops?

 

push those pork chops off on the floor, won't that make room for cake?

hey @jillar have you heard the latest about guys eating pineapple?

Yes, why do you ask?

Ice cream & cake says he pineapples twice a day... Why won't he listen when I say the juice is the trick?

Maybe he feels he's doing his part by eating it?

Did you know fresh pineapple helps with hay fever?

 

No I didnt, do you have hay fever?

Don't you o ly get hayfever in spring?

Hubby does but I don't. My  biggest allergy is to dust how bogus is that?!

Try fresh pineapple or pineapple juice, its a natural antihistamine, its not as good as drugs but it will help. Would I ever rexomend it for anything else?

I thought beetroot was the thing to eat for asthma?

I dunno I just eat beetroot cos its so delicious. Don't ya eat beetroot in the USA?

Once in a while a couple come on my salad if we're eating out but can you believe I've never bought a can myself?

Would you believe I grate it raw and put it in coleslaw?

Did you know that if you juice a whole beet (leaves and all) you will poop purple?

Really? Don't you think we should tell our purple loving fluffy that?

And if ya have enough of the pickled ones you can wee pink.Door you think fluffy knows?