Would it be a tree? 

Maybe it's the branches on a tree?

Don't you wish we could climb a tree again?

Do you think we're already too old to?

Don't you think age is just a state of mind.?

Do you think tree climbing ability might just be a state of mind?

Doesn't your mind think it's 25 like mine does but my body reminds it otherwise?

Do you fart without knowing like my granny? 

Isn't it the sharting and not the farting I should be concerned about?

Can you believe my husband sharted in his pals house and swiftly went to the loo and put his boxers in the bin???? In the bin!!! Well caught when his pals wife cleans the bathroom 

Can you believe I did the same thing but in a bar bathroom trashcan in Florida?

Omg! Are you careful from now on??

Don't you think I should be?
 

What do you do, carry spare underwear in your handbag?

Wouldn't that be setting myself up for failure?

Am I the only one that has never heard the term shart before except here?

Do you live in a bubble Joe?

Has joe worked out what shart means? 

I think there was enough context to work it out, but I hope you guys will keep expanding my education?

Do you think that once it happens to him he'll know?

Excuse me lol it's never happened to me? 

Maybe I'm not the only one living in a bubble?

Joe you must have sharted before? 

Maybe you're not living until you've sharted?

What have you sharted?