Am I the only one who thinks of jo every time an Aussie is on tv?

Do you realise that with the number of Aussies on TV in the UK, if we were to think of Jo each time, then she would be a national obsession? 

Wot do you mean, I'm not already a national obcession???? Best lift my game then ay?

Well back to The Castle question...for Weegie.... my dad is just like the dad in The Castle.. my mum is the worst cook on earth and every time she cooks dinner what do you think my dad says?

You're going to give it a proper crack then instead of the half arsed attempt so far? 

He already ate?

Nope everynight (well that she cooks)... "Oh that's my favourite, what is it Darl?"

 

(If its really edible and he actually likes it.... "Oh I love this, this is my absolute favourite" .... as kids we used to sit back and wait until he tasted before we had any... if he loved it we would be able to eat it, if not... uuuurgghh)

 

I kid you not.... she could serve a grey pile of goo that had less flavour than clag and this would be my dad:

 

 

Did you know my hubby says I cook so bad the dog won't even eat it?

Is that done on purpose Jillar so you won't have to cook?

Do you know my dad once decided to do a 7 course chinese banquet that included stuffed goldfish?

Is anybody else reading that and thinking how the heck do you stuff a goldfish when they only the size of tour pinkie.??

Have you never seen a monster goldfish fluffy? 

How did you guess @Joe7?

No ... only the ones you used to win at the carnival 

 

You pulling ma leg slippy..?

 

Geez Jillar  you're one smart cookie, who do you take after ?

Einstein?

Oooww is he your cousin?

How old do you think I am?!

Edited July 10, 20188 yr by jillar

Oh were you his older cousin?

Is this a trick question..?

37 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Have you never seen a monster goldfish fluffy? 

 

I have a monster pond goldfish that's over 15 years old, he's huge! Did you know they live that long?

Nope. They weren't real goldfish, just dumplings he made that looked like goldfish.... I'm lucky if we can get a fish to live once year. Why is that?

Yeah we've a few in our pond from before we moved in 16 years ago. They can get quite a size can't they? 

They don't get that big if I'm in charge. should I change my name to fish killer?

Remind me not to let you pet sit for me ok jo?

Can you really call a fish a pet though?