56 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

I reakon Fluffy ( @Wee fluffy me ) would be the ideal choice don't you?

 

Oh did I not tell you @notsmokinjo .. I don't do nappies either ?

 

I think you should toss for it between you, doesn't that sound good..?

Seing as @barry hasn't opted out and he provided the bum cream should we make him do it?

Yep I do believe @barry would be the ideal nappy changing choice...

 

Shall we vote on it..??

 

Hands up for Barry ?‍♀️

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can I train a tortoise to shoplift and ward off nuclear attacks?

 

???

 

I don't know Mike can you?

Do you think mike can play piano? 

I bet Mike mimics playing piano just so he could have a cool name.. Am I right Mike..?

Do you think he can play chopsticks?

Is that the one from the film Big?

Isnt the one from big called Heart and Soul?

Haven't you guys ever watched any of Mike's videos on YouTube?

Is he famous?

Can we get an autograph?

Aren't autographs naff, shouldn't you be asking for a shred selfie?

Did anybody else just Google Mike Piano ...??

am I supposed to be laughing like a hyena?

did you You youtube Wind in His Hair. Mike Parker?

Do hyenas laugh?

Do bears sh*t in the woods..??

if a bear shi^s in the woods and nobody is around to smell it, does it still stink?

The bear? Or the shit?

Would you get close enough to a bear to work it whethere it stinks?

Wouldn’t you want to know if the stench was mobile, or going to remain in one place?

Would you come back with the answer?

Wouldn’t knowing the answer ruin the fun?