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Old underwear's torn
April 4, 20188 yr
legs akimbo staring
Into nothingness gayly
May 29, 20188 yr
promiscuous little englishman
Only ripped negligibly
Bloody love yodeling
incessantly narcissistic grandstanders
Eating rainbow sherbet
Breached every tort
Otherwise righteous time
I'm moderately euphoric
Really is crazy
Another zit, yuck!
Use clearasil kiddo
Unsightly Grungy Hair
Afraid I'm right
Going home tomorrow
Rewards on waterbed.
Big erection dear?
Enormous and ready
and delighted you ?
You obviously understand
anticipating new disasters ?
Emergency route set
Stop entertaining them
Honest entertainment mostly
Try limiting yourself
Every limitation's failed !
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