Ok, I come out of the grocery store with my cart full of stuff. I unload the last bag and my cart wonders over

and bumps the car next to me. Out of no where this dwarf comes flying out of the car! I thought oh crap.

He runs over and looks frantically for any damage to his car. Then he walks over to me, looks up and

shouts "I am not happy'! I paused for a moment, then bent over and shouted back,

"well if your not happy, which one are you? Things went downhill from there.

:o  :laugh2:

short people got nobody..

I love Randy Newman in Oh So Many Ways.

Why did they not know that cig smoke RUINED tape ?

It Ruined Everything.

Audiophiles knew...

Love,

S

:P  :P  :P

Ba dum Ching

Hilerious...now being under the 5 ft mark...I would love a few more inches...as most here would eh...

I have spent my life doing thier dance..

 

I am 5'10" and shrinking with the pull of that trickster, Gravity.

In my experience, Men who are shorter are The Best.

Hugging makes sense !

If just short enough, their arousal is at the perfect height aimed for my delight !

A taller than me man, hugging and poking me in the belly...does nothing for Girly Parts.

:D

 

Maybe you Tall men could be encouraged to bend your knees more often?

I had a bad experience not long ago..some very tall guy was in front of me in a queue...

His backside was right in my face...now a nice perty bot..would have been OK...but not a saggy arse...

i could definitely use a couple more inches  :huh:

i could definitely use a couple more inches  :huh:

Try some string and a brick for a few hours each day..

I had a bad experience not long ago..some very tall guy was in front of me in a queue...

His backside was right in my face...now a nice perty bot..would have been OK...but not a saggy arse...

 

I guess that was better that saggy droopy frontside in your face... :P

Just this

 

Try some string and a brick for a few hours each day..

Don't work :(

Try some string and a brick for a few hours each day..

 

Yeah...pulling on it does not work... trust me  :wacko:

Yeah...pulling on it does not work... trust me  :wacko:

Hilerious !!

Did for me. Knee length since 14

I didn't know you were a short person, Bakon !  This changes everything. :wub:

6'1".

 

Got a short temper though.

Well, some string and a brick won't help your temper much.

Short skirts are nice

6'1".

 

Got a short temper though.

 

6'1" My ass. Maybe in heels

Short temper for sure.

Okey..wet meself yet again....