1 hour ago, Doreensfree said:

Whats this all about !!

 

I don't know, but I want to go! 

We are back in action 👍👍👍👍

If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

  Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Edited December 10, 20232 yr by Stewbum

Picture an old rickety drafty house in the hillbilly mountains. No power or running water with an outhouse.

 Junior little sister Ma and PA live there. 

Late at night Junior gets up to go to the outhouse, but instead of going down the stairs he see's a candle light on under Ma and Pa's door so he squeaks open the door, there is Ma and Pa stark naked on the bed.???

 Junior say's,,, Pa what's dat hairy hole between Maa's leg's, Pa say's Junior I think it's about time you learnt about da bird's and da bee's watch this. Pa roll's over and start's giving it to Ma, Junior is lookin and lookin, tilting his head sideways and trying to figure out what's happening, right then little sister tug's on Juniors pajama's and say's Junior what's Ma and Pa' doin??  Junior say's little sister I think it's about time you learnt about da bird's and da bee's,,,,,,,,,,,,, see that hairy hole between Pa's leg's........ watch this.