October 30, 20232 yr Little Johnny comes down the staircase to eat breakfast. They live on a farm. And before he sits down to eat his mother asked if he had done his chores. Not yet say's little Johnny, and his mother tells him he can't eat until he completes his chores. Well, he is a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kick's one. He goes to feed the cows and he kick's one. He goes to feed the pig's and he kick's one. He goes back inside and sits down for breakfast; his mother serves him a bowel of dry cereal. How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, why don't I have any milk in my cereal?! He asks. Well, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week, I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week, and I also saw you kick a cow so no milk for a week either. Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen... Little Johnny look's up at his mother with a smile and says, are you going to tell him or should I?
November 4, 20232 yr Beaudreux shows up at Troxclair's house all beaten and bruised.. Troxclair said what happened? Beaudreux said I was on an elevator when the most beautiful girl got on, she had these huge boob's. Well Beaudreux said I just couldn't stop looking at those boob's then she said , please push one!!!
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