##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[despair not]

you cant your a female that's a job for a man (with an adequate anatomy)

 

what is cool for cats ?

[notsmokinjo]

Staying out all night and singing on the fence.

 

Why would anyone want to give me the bird, I've already got 3 dogs and 2 cats?

Edited March 27, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

It's like ping pong, but you started it

 

How many birds have you been gifted today?

 

 

[jillar]

Studies have shown that you should gift no more than three birds in a single day

 

If I cuss at my plants will they grow more?

[notsmokinjo]

Studies have shown that heavy metal.music will.make them die so maybe yelling is out too.

 

Why is my work so busy today?

[jillar]

They know you'll be leaving soon

 

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[notsmokinjo]

Is it worth doing anything for?

 

How do you tell if its fake news?

[jillar]

By the laugh track

 

If you rob Peter to pay Paul how much money did you take?

[notsmokinjo]

Since all the Peters I have know have been broke ar5e I'd be lucky to score $5 bucks and Paul owes me a few thousand so I won't be paying him back at time soon.

 

Why is the grass greener on the other side?

[jillar]

If you go to the other side and see that the grass is greener on the other side then you're actually already on the greener side.

 

Why is Christmas merry when all the other holidays are happy?

[notsmokinjo]

Have you read the recipes for Christmas cake, pudding and truffle?

 

Why can you say yes thank you by not no please?

Edited March 28, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

You can say no please, I say it all the time along with thank you very little and thank you not at all

 

Do tires get tired?

[notsmokinjo]

Of course they do that's why you have to buy new ones.

 

If there is only one moon why do they say "you can see the old moon in the arms of the new"?

[JB 883]

Well Jo, I doubt anyone has a solid explanation, aside it is probably some cheezy love song. I think the video below might shed some light on the subject.

 

AND - How come a lot of my youtube suggestions are "ethnic" things like G-daddy pimpabitch or some disgusting rapper or actor?

 

Here the the moon video -

 

[notsmokinjo]

Clearly one of your alters spends lots if time online looking at culturally diverse footage.

 

Can only men say "well I'll be blowed"?

Edited March 28, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

Whales say it too I'm told

 

Why won't my pet rock do tricks?

[notsmokinjo]

Maybe hes to stoned

 

How can there be a road to nowhere?

 

[jillar]

The Road to Nowhere is in  Bryson North Carolina and takes you six miles into Great Smokey Mountains National Park (yea, we have one here, lol)

 

If you wish upon a star does it really make no difference who you are?

[notsmokinjo]

Who you are makes no difference but naughty little boys and girls wishes never come true.

 

Would you tell your kid to shut up and drink their gin?

Edited March 28, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Not unless I was off my head on smack

 

Is there any reason social services were interested when my kids were growing up?

[jillar]

Only if they were drinking and smoking with you

 

Why is a pie always round but a cake can be square?

[notsmokinjo]

Strata mate, we got ya square pies thanks Balfour.  why does Strata have all the good stuff?

[Sslip]

You have no sloths, so you can't claim to have all the great stuff!

 

Why are there sloths in LA?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Because its good for their egos, everyone's so stoned they think sloths run at normal time.

 

How can a sloth be cuter than a koala, the animal that spends its entire adult life stoned?

 

 

[jillar]

Obviously the people who decided that were stoned too

 

Why is getting high called getting stoned?