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What’s the best number?

Edited August 6, 20215 yr by Katgirl

It's always the second number you think of

 

What is the root of all evil?

Exes

 

Why don't cats roar like lions do?

 

Because they’re antisocial

where is over there?

Edited August 6, 20215 yr by Katgirl

The opposite of over here

 

Can you only eat trail mix when walking on a trail?

Yes

 

Why are thoughts only worth a penny? 🤔

Cause most thoughts are stupid…

why is there no 13th floor in a 20 story building?

The floors there just not the number because of superstition

 

Why do people buy jeans with holes already in them?

 

 

 

 

Saves time it takes to wear them out

 

why do people yearn for fame?

 

They're insecure

 

How do bankruptcy attorneys make any money?

They get paid first

why do fools fall in love?

Because they don't know any better.

 

 Can you be smarter than your smart phone?

Yes, by not owning one

 

What happens if you don't hump on hump day?

I wouldn’t know 😂

why is a lavatory called a rest room?

 

 

People couldn't figure out what a lavatory was

 

Why don't nail beds have sheets?

 

 

Because no one sleeps in them

 

why is there a drink called a screwdriver?

To get men to drink them 

 

What was the first person to milk a cow trying to do?

 

Trying to create an all natural forearm workout

 

Why are they called udders?

To keep the perverts away

 

Why are there self help groups if its suppose to be "self" help?

People are pack animals

why do people run marathons?

Because they can't run sprints

 

How do dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

They’re very tiny

 

why do mothers and daughters always butt heads?

 

 

Because they are both assholes sometimes.

(from experience)

 

Why does darkness take the darkness away?

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Who says it does

 

Why is there only light at the end of the tunnel?

 

Someone was messing with you, there's light everywhere🙄

 

Why do coffin lids get nailed shut?🤔