Yes but not as off putting as finding "sour cream" in it

 

If I step on a crack will it break my mama's back?

 

No, no it don't cos I tried I jumped on a those cracks as hatd asvi could and no luck.

 

What if the Sun didn't come out tomorrow?

We'd buy some other Murdoch rag instead.

 

Is Murdoch how Australia takes over the world?

Um...nope...but we may use his media empire for advertising.

 

When Australia takes over the world should we make everyone eat Vegemite everyday?

As long as we get tim tams as well

 

What's the story morning glory?

No morning glory here but I believe Bakon's having a birthday.

 

Should I give bakon his cake even though the spelt his name wrong?

 

No you can't gift that. We'll just need to eat it.

 

Is carrot cake one of my 5 a day?

Only if it doesn't have pineapple and or dead flies in it too...then it could be 2 or 3 of ya 5 a day.

 

Are the extra 6weeks for the northies over yet?

It should be, but do you think anyone has told the blasted groundhog that?

 

What's the word on the street?

The word on my street is STOP

 

 

 

How's Wednesday looking?

 

It's looking right, then left, then right again, before deciding it's safe to cross the road. In the US Wednesday is going to get run down because you drive on the wrong side . Rest in peace Wednesday. 

 

Who is the Lord of the rings? 

Jillar's hubby, he's giving them to everyone.

 

When I bug someone what bug do I use?

I would definitely use a fly. Unless you want to be incognito in which case a mosquito might be best

 

Are my thoughts really only worth a penny?

I dunno Jillar, I think you're selling yourself short, they're worth at least a nickel.

 

What ever happened to Jill when she tumbled down the hill, why know jack hit his head mended but poor Jill's plight was forgotten?

 

Jack got brewed and Jill got screwed and now they have a daughter. (Yes, that was one of a few jack and Jill jokes I had to endure growing up lol)

 

Why did Yankee doodle call that feather he stuck in his hat Macaroni?

Cos the Brit red coats singing it were trying to insult him?

 

Why does the fair Lady gave bells on her toes?

A cockhorse is a dangerous animal indeed, so the bells are used to shoo it away. 

 

Will any of today's ditties become rhymes of the future? 

Edited April 11, 20188 yr by Sslip
**** is apparently offensive

Can't you just see all the kids around the word singing these: 

 

 

What is a c0ckhorse, I've always wanted to know?

 

It's the brother of Charlie horse

 

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Because he didn't have a dry dock.

 

Why did my auto correct what dock to be d¡ck?

Because smartphones learn the words you commonly use. 

 

Just how smart are phones? 

Not as smart as they think.

 

Would you want to watch Delta play Olivia?

 

 

I'd watch Delta play scrabble.

 

Did Rydell High School ever check birth certificates?

I know what you mean! How freaking old was that principles assistant, surely the retirement bus was long overdue for her?

 

Don't ya think Riz is a way more interesting person than little miss goody two shoes?

yes youd always get a result with Riz.

 

Do you think Mr Bean ever got his leg over ?

 

 

 

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