April 3, 20188 yr It's because they serve coco as a bedtime drink instead Are the best things in life really free?
April 3, 20188 yr Asks the man who eats pineapple....... Why are they serving Cocoa, my bunny, at bedtime? Edited April 3, 20188 yr by jillar
April 3, 20188 yr Rumor has it he was sucked into the green bean cutter in a freak accident. Millions of cans of cut green beans were recalled in hopes of piecing him together for a proper burial. At last report the pinkie off his right hand and the big toe of his left foot were still unaccounted for. If something goes without saying why do people still say it?
April 3, 20188 yr I like the sound of my own voice Why were there 10 green bottles sitting on a wall?
April 3, 20188 yr You know if you do it will drive past 2 minutes later Why don't you ride a Cockhorse instead? Edited April 3, 20188 yr by Sslip
April 3, 20188 yr Um... Animal cruelty... I'd have the RSPCA all over my fat arse. Should you keep horses in the outer suburbs?
April 3, 20188 yr It's preferable to keeping them inside. I've heard they're real bed hoggers! If braces make beautiful faces does that mean people who don't have braces are ugly? Edited April 3, 20188 yr by jillar
April 3, 20188 yr The $64,000 dollar question. Is is people don't have braces will their pants fall down. Would ya rather be a rock in a pond or a stick in a fire?
April 4, 20188 yr A pale is part of a sodden fence and a bucket is just a flippin bucket. Don't ya think Fairy Floss is a way better name than candy floss or cotton candy?
April 4, 20188 yr The short answer would be NO Why do all super heroes wear underpants on the outside?
April 4, 20188 yr Cos they're really window livkers and we just left them think there super heros cos they're so spesh. What is an appropriate wager on who's country will beat the others at the Comm Games?
April 4, 20188 yr That depends on how sure you are. I once bet a friend $1000.00 that the housing market would crash within two years because I was so sure and I won. Unfortunately since he lost his house because of all the equity he sucked out I didn't hold him to paying. That's a true story! Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
April 4, 20188 yr Only when there not setting fire to cats. If its dark what do night watch men actually see?
April 4, 20188 yr Is it the magnets in your pockets? Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
April 4, 20188 yr What's the size of the rice got to do with it? Is they're any sense in the English language or do non natives think there heads are being messed with? Theirs no justice!
April 4, 20188 yr No there is no sence in the English laungage so I like to make it up as I go.. Why are foxes sly and yet so smart tooooooo...
April 4, 20188 yr cos they like to take a pride in their appearance. why did the old lady swallow a fly anyway ?
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