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I hear they like to eat lap elephants which is why they are so hard to get.

 

If the moons a balloon how can it be made if cheese?

 

 

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I dunno, but if he's anything like SlipnSlide ya might wanna give it a second thought. ???

 

When do you call it a day?

The Western Hwy cos it takes ya to Adelaide.

 

How come Australia have more wild camels than anywhere else in the world and they aren't even native?

Um they're all sleeping cos the owls claimed it as theirs and the rest of the birds are scaredy  cats.

 

Why are owls so damn bossy?

No reply just wanted to say.. I'm so not smart enough for this game.. no matter how much I try.. hahaha..

 

Carry on ?

@Wee fluffy me no smarts required any old stoopid  answer will do an song lyrics and book titles make great questions.

 

So carrying on...

 

Maybe the cats are bawling bunnies.

 

Does an Englishman's blood really smell different to anyone else's?

You can piss off if you think you're experimenting again

 

What things are best left unsaid?

Anything over 6 inches

 

Are explorers mad?

Nah there just doing a dare.

 

Why was the panther pink?

 

 

 

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He started off as a rare white panther, but someone stuck him in the wash with red knickers

 

What makes us all fall down?

Everyone has their own plan for world domination

 

What happened to soap on a rope?

Nothin ya just gotta know where to shop, ya need me to hook ya up?

 

Why do the sepos call gridiron football when they kick even less than rugby?

 

 

 

A lack of imagination 

 

Why does Oz recycle UK place names? 

Cos the convicts wanted to be reminded of home and place names seemed the way to go.

 

Should Melbourne have kept its original name if Batmania?

Holy Cow Penguin of course it should.

 

Why didn't Gotham city ever get federal assistance to deal with their weird criminals?

 

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