March 29, 20188 yr Speaking from someone who worked at that job for all of one hour, yes (it was awful, walked out and never bothered getting the hour pay lol) Can scratch paper make you bleed?
March 30, 20188 yr The devil is making you listen to that sinful filthy god DAMN rock and roll music! Now, just how welcome is a fart in a space suit?
March 30, 20188 yr If their my farts super welcome cos they smell like roses. Why do you rule lines in red and write in blue?
March 30, 20188 yr I read that as red, white and blue. You're a royalist really aren't you? Is it floral food that makes farts smell like roses?
March 30, 20188 yr Its just a gift ya born with. I'll catch ya on the flip side... By wots the frickin flip side?
March 30, 20188 yr Pineapple is a natural anti-histamine so it is excellent to help with hayfever. When isn't enough enough, what else would it be?
March 30, 20188 yr When it's shit, enough is too much If two can play that game, can we narrow down what that game is?
March 30, 20188 yr It was the fermented cabbagy smell that surrounds joe that she calls roses that he was attracted to. Whys today called Good Friday when its the anniversary of Jesus arrest.? shouldn't it be bad Friday ?
March 30, 20188 yr Because we're suppose to be good today so that we don't get arrested too Why do I keep playing this game?
March 30, 20188 yr Seems like a good idea at the time. Whye do such good ideas look rubbish choices looking back on them ?
March 30, 20188 yr There can't be sweet without some sour How did Dorothy and Toto survive that tornado?
March 30, 20188 yr But wouldn't that just make them spotty horses? Why did the 3 bears have furniture they were bears? Edited March 30, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
March 30, 20188 yr They still have to sit down once in a while! If I look through binoculars backwards will I see myself?
March 30, 20188 yr Depends on how good your eyesight is and how far away you are. I'm guessing no. Aren't binoculars only good for spying on your neighbours?
March 30, 20188 yr Omg have you seen my neighbours, out the windi across the street us close enough. How can salt be kosher and why us it better?
March 30, 20188 yr What makes salt "kosher" is if some Jew urinated on it. If someone said of the Marlboro men's death - "His ashes were spread all over the country side" does that mean his body ashes or the cigarette ones?
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