March 27, 20188 yr you cant your a female that's a job for a man (with an adequate anatomy) what is cool for cats ?
March 27, 20188 yr Staying out all night and singing on the fence. Why would anyone want to give me the bird, I've already got 3 dogs and 2 cats? Edited March 27, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
March 27, 20188 yr It's like ping pong, but you started it How many birds have you been gifted today?
March 28, 20188 yr Studies have shown that you should gift no more than three birds in a single day If I cuss at my plants will they grow more?
March 28, 20188 yr Studies have shown that heavy metal.music will.make them die so maybe yelling is out too. Why is my work so busy today?
March 28, 20188 yr Since all the Peters I have know have been broke ar5e I'd be lucky to score $5 bucks and Paul owes me a few thousand so I won't be paying him back at time soon. Why is the grass greener on the other side?
March 28, 20188 yr If you go to the other side and see that the grass is greener on the other side then you're actually already on the greener side. Why is Christmas merry when all the other holidays are happy?
March 28, 20188 yr Have you read the recipes for Christmas cake, pudding and truffle? Why can you say yes thank you by not no please? Edited March 28, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
March 28, 20188 yr You can say no please, I say it all the time along with thank you very little and thank you not at all Do tires get tired?
March 28, 20188 yr Of course they do that's why you have to buy new ones. If there is only one moon why do they say "you can see the old moon in the arms of the new"?
March 28, 20188 yr Well Jo, I doubt anyone has a solid explanation, aside it is probably some cheezy love song. I think the video below might shed some light on the subject. AND - How come a lot of my youtube suggestions are "ethnic" things like G-daddy pimpabitch or some disgusting rapper or actor? Here the the moon video -
March 28, 20188 yr Clearly one of your alters spends lots if time online looking at culturally diverse footage. Can only men say "well I'll be blowed"? Edited March 28, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
March 28, 20188 yr The Road to Nowhere is in Bryson North Carolina and takes you six miles into Great Smokey Mountains National Park (yea, we have one here, lol) If you wish upon a star does it really make no difference who you are?
March 28, 20188 yr Who you are makes no difference but naughty little boys and girls wishes never come true. Would you tell your kid to shut up and drink their gin? Edited March 28, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
March 28, 20188 yr Not unless I was off my head on smack Is there any reason social services were interested when my kids were growing up?
March 28, 20188 yr Only if they were drinking and smoking with you Why is a pie always round but a cake can be square?
March 28, 20188 yr Strata mate, we got ya square pies thanks Balfour. why does Strata have all the good stuff?
March 28, 20188 yr You have no sloths, so you can't claim to have all the great stuff! Why are there sloths in LA?
March 28, 20188 yr Because its good for their egos, everyone's so stoned they think sloths run at normal time. How can a sloth be cuter than a koala, the animal that spends its entire adult life stoned?
March 28, 20188 yr Obviously the people who decided that were stoned too Why is getting high called getting stoned?
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