March 25, 20188 yr Cos they know you just typed fart and they're wondering which one did it. Do pommy farts smell like roses?
March 25, 20188 yr It's only mandatory that they do when you are at a Palace garden party. Otherwise we'll chuck out the rancid curry ones just like today? Why is cabbage always one of the worst offenders?
March 25, 20188 yr Totally! And every time I laugh the dog wants to play lol You can tell by the smell that it's going to come out stinky Why are there never the same amount of hotdogs as there are buns? Edited March 25, 20188 yr by jillar
March 26, 20188 yr Its what the puppy's have after they find the cat litter. Why do all my dogs thing cat shit are chocolates?
March 26, 20188 yr Cos your not letting them at the good stuff. Foxes shit. Why is the butt sniffing quite such a big thing with dogs?
March 26, 20188 yr There is a good reason - You see, the plate was the first dish to exist. But then cups, bowls, spatulas etc came along. By then they had invented the dish washer. However, they forgot what a plate was called and they figured out you could wash all kinds of eating things in this new machine. They did not want to call it a plate/cup/bowl/spoon/spatula/fork/spoon/knife washer, so simply - Dish washer. Something like that. My son once saw a headline years ago on MSN - "Are we heading towards the next great depression?" He said it was about emo kids. Is that true?
March 26, 20188 yr About when it is time for so long. But we will take a hit off one last bong. Thanks for doing your part, you smell like a fart. You know with me and you, and little boy blue. He needed the cash, to buy some more hash. So - When song titles have names that would cause confusion, do they do that for comedy? Like the Taylor Swift song "Call it what you want". Would it go like this - "You heard TS new song?" "Not sure, what is it called?" "Call it what you want".... Similar problem with the Metal Church song "It's a secret". Would this confusion and the cliche as hell jokes cause eruption in the space-time continuum?
March 26, 20188 yr That kind of dressing puts me off of salad. Why does my cat think his dish is empty when its still half full ?
March 26, 20188 yr He isn't your cat, you are his human and quite frankly he's judging your catering skills and it's not good enough. Come the puss y revolution you will pay! Are there limits? Edited March 26, 20188 yr by Sslip
March 26, 20188 yr Isn't the sky the limit I only have 2 hours left to eat... Should I crack open the buttered popcorn flavoured Pringles?
March 26, 20188 yr Now this is the silliest thing I'm ever going to say. Go for it, as long as you stick to the serving size. Has anyone ever eaten just one tic tac?
March 26, 20188 yr I can't come up with any answer sillier than the truth here. So yep if there are 200 servings in the box, I'm eating all 200 in one go! Are Ferraro bigger cheats with their tic tacs than some sports teams we won't mention? Edited March 26, 20188 yr by Sslip
March 26, 20188 yr :(... No, no one are bigger cheats than the penis cranium Aussie cricketers.... ????? How come england haven't asked for the ashes back yet?
March 26, 20188 yr You know that you don't actually have the ashes, don't you? They're kept here, mainly in a Bullseye/3-2-1, "Look what you could have won" type way. Why does the sun have a hat on?
March 26, 20188 yr In most children's books the sun has a hat on. It's to keep them entertained Should I be feeding my computer mouse cheese?
March 26, 20188 yr You should call in rentokil to remedy the mice problem you have What have I done to deserve this and for that matter what is this?
March 27, 20188 yr This is that and that's why you deserved this Why is one of our feet called a foot even when it's not 12 inches?
March 27, 20188 yr I think the first measure of a "foot" was equal to some random guy's foot. But does that mean the inch was equal to the length of some inadequate guy's "anatomy"? Like the guys who try to date me?
March 27, 20188 yr Inches went out before I was born, aren't they just a relic of a bygone era? Why should I give a dog a bone?
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