If anyone else asks that I'm stopping this car and leaving you on the side of the road, don't think I won't... Oh look that sign says kolas for the next 5km... Fifty cents to the first person to see one....oops regressed to school holiday car trips with me Grandad...

 

Any one know Slippy's nicked off to with me frickin burn cream?

Edited March 21, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Sorry was brushing my teeth, thought the toothpaste was tasting odd. 

 

L'Oréal are we worth it? 

Beauty is supposed to hurt, that includes ya hip pocket.

 

Where are the clowns, why won't they send them in?

Brisbane will be sending them into the Etihad Stadium on Saturday.

 

Why's it dark?

Cos Australia's hogging the sun.

 

How many packs of TimTams should I buy even though I cant have any til easter.... They are half price $1.82..... So about £1..?

3 months worth, around 200 packs. Make sure you get a selection.

 

Why is it cool for cats?

Cos Davy Cricket rode around and said so.

 

Why did the cat strut right by with its tail in the air?

Because you're in heat?

 

Why did the lights go out in Georgia?

Because noons paid the frickin power bill.

 

Why does the footy win hands down?

Because the other team has their hands up

 

Did whoever smelled it dealt it?

If you're there with just your pets I'm afraid it was the bunny.

 

should auld acquaintance be forgot?

Hell yeah or they wouldn't be old acquaintances.. They'd still be mates

 

If you're happy and you know it should you really clap your hands?

Would you rather put your left foot in, put your left foot out?

 

Why do southern guys still have mullets?

Cos it makes us look good

 

What's a love shack?

My house on my wedding night 

 

Why is a boxing ring square?

cos its not groovy.

 

why are the Russians really in such a hurry?

Cos if they weren't they'd probably freeze to death.

 

Would people from Turkey taste like turkey?

The girls taste like turkish delight the guys taste like grease.

 

why did the irish kamikaze pilot fly 45 missions ?

 

 

Cos he was really the passenger. 

(Frickin shlt answer but do ya think I could come up with anything, my brain was shinning it's inner Mick)

 

Do the Tigers have a hangover?

Only if Doug has been murdered by meth addicts.(then they have to drink to forget)

 

What is the point of a compass.?

Isn't it the middle of a circle?, let me just check my GPS....

 

How many carrots do ta need to eat to see in the dark?

 

 

 

According to Seri "Ok, eating ferrets is against the law in most countries"

 

Did Daisy really look sweet on that bicycle built for two?

Sure but movie drive ins weren't much fun

 

Should I try to build a time machine and correct all the mistakes I have made? 

You'll only make new ones

 

Do you ever sleep? 

Only when the company is not entertaining enough

 

Would you mind letting yourself out?