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Little miss muffit

Edited August 11, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

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Sat on a tuffet (what the hell is a tuffet?) 

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Eating her curds and whey

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Along came a spider.....

 

( a tuffet .. is that no olde Englishe for a clump of grass... or one tuff ET...)

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Who sat down beside her (no I'd have clocked that freaky little fvcker before it had a chance to sit and put another hole in the ozone layer as I sprayed it into oblivion)

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And choked to death on spider spray...

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I don't wanna start one on a 13 its bad luck

Didn't think you were superstitious Jo..?

 

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Humpty dumpty sat on the bed

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It's bad luck to be superstitious @Wee fluffy me but I am so superstitious it's ridiculous, I left a resteraunt once because I was on table 13 and they couldn't/wouldn't change it.

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