…you will have forgotten about your elbows once you’re covered in squid and pink paste.

 

I’ve been meaning to…

Fill the collage picture frames my sister sent me for Christmas 15 years ago.

 

Time goes by so quickly 

On Christmas!  
 

Hey have you played

Any good pranks on anyone?

 

This one time

…I short-sheeted my roommate’s bed. That backfired on me when…

Took all the bath towels while I was showering.

Now I always try to

…air-dry by streaking, instead. Although I am concerned about…

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The neighbors not wanting to see my possibles. So i

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… only streak at night. Which has the added benefit of…

Having less people out front doing yard work. When I'm done streaking i

… feel so refreshed! 
 

The other day I…

Got accused of mooning one of my neighbors!

I told them

… that next time I promise to be more thoughtful and moon ALL of my neighbors, not just one lucky devil. 
 

Speaking of moons, I think I’ll celebrate tonight’s full moon by… 

Trying to stay awake to see it.

 

When a full moon rises

…I sing along with Van Morrison’s Moondance album.

 

Another thing I love from the 70s is… 

All the great music that was created. 

 

One of my many pet peeves is

 Is when people brush their hair all over the house…kitchen, living room…I mean everyone knows that

Brushing your hair should be done in private. Just like

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Clipping your toenails; but I digress. What about ...

Picking your nose?. Shouldn't that

...be baked instead of fried..

The cardiologist says fried food's

Keep him in business 

 

Fried foods are pretty irresistible especially 

when your in New Orleans at Cafe Beignets.

 

They also serve a Sazerac cocktail that's....

 

 

 

( Fried food please!!)

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Sold by the gallon.

 

I wonder what is worse a

Bird in the hand or a turtle in your pocket.

 

I can't believe that it all