1. When I ask the kid for chip/crisp from her family pack bag she gives me the teeniest smallest crumb she can find.

2. The kid is obcessed with her purple unicorn onsey and wants to wear it everywhere

3. The kid loves Justin Beiber... its almost a deal breaker I have tried to re-educated her but she wont budge.

Is this no a drumate

i reckon 2 is the lie

I hope that 3 is the porkie. Yep definitely 3, surely she wouldn't do that to you. 

2 is true cos she has impeccable taste and who wouldn't want to wear their purple unicorn onesie everywhere..!!

 

And 1 is true (if she's anything like mine!!)

 

So 3 is the lie but NOPE  slippy slipped in there first and weegie wangled 2 so I'm left with 1..

 

So

 

1 is the lie (I say with crossed arms and stomping feet..)

And the winner is......

 

1. True... little shit hunts through the bag, finds the only thing bigger than a crumb and hands it over. Thinks its hysterically funny too.

2. True... bought her a new onsey for winter, a purple unicorn and she wore it to the shops this morning to get the milk and she wore it tonight when we went for dinner.

3. Lie .... my kid is not a Belieber... Pink -yes, Eminem -yes, Dean Martin -yes, Metallica -yes.... beiber -NOPE.... any of the late 80s/early90s hair bands yep... anyone I worked withs bands.. yep.

 

You're up @Sslip

But, but .....  Beiber's  Canadian ....... your kid doesn't like Canadians?

10 hours ago, reciprocity said:

But, but .....  Beiber's  Canadian ....... your kid doesn't like Canadians?

 

and I quote.... "That bubble man's ok, he's no Dean Martin, but he doesn't suck. Muuuuuuuummmm, how can I hate Canadians, Deadpool is Canadian. Beibers just crap"

 

@Sslip

we still waiting for you to have your turn.

9 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

and I quote.... "That bubble man's ok, he's no Dean Martin, but he doesn't suck. Muuuuuuuummmm, how can I hate Canadians, Deadpool is Canadian. Beibers just crap"

 

@Sslip

we still waiting for you to have your turn.

 

Beiber's an A-hole and has always been one. Embarrassed to admit I come from the same country as him! Self-entitled jerk that has NO sense of community or personal pride, let alone self discipline. This is wot happens when you are incredibly famous when you're like13 years old or whatever and under the influence of a management group that are all a bunch of yes men/women. No mommy or daddy influences. Youth run amuck with too much $$ and no real guidance!

 

Make no mistake about it, the best part of Justin Beiber, ran down his mothers leg at conception! What a waste of an otherwise promising life for someone who received the great gift of a singing voice.

 

OK, so ..... let me know if you didn't get the message that I'm actually not a Bieber fan

 

@Sslip before you abscond to the US of A I do believe you have had us waiting for your 1-2-3 since frickin July..... hop to it old chap and get those statements happening.... tsk tsk tsk poor form old boy, poor form.

Right... I've given up on @Sslip coming back to the party and am just doing a new one...

 

1. I will not get in a green car, they are super bad juju and moving death traps I would rather walk or not go or anything than get in a green car. 

 

2. I will not wear matching shoes to a funeral... The shoes must be from two different pairs are someone else at the funeral will die within a month of the funeral.

 

3. I will not, under any circumstances wear matching socks...if the socks aren't odd the socks aren't on... Bad things happen when ya socks match.

 

Game on....

Wow! Those are all bizarre  Hard to pick one from the other two but I'm gonna go with #1 is a lie just because the other two are sort of related - foot things.

@WeegieWoman .... @jillar

2 is the lie

I agree with Jillar - hurry up and answer Jo - I need to know the lie!!!!

1.. True.... green cars are evil death machines I can't go in one.

3.. True.... even for sport.... I will sew a bell or a button or something onto one of them so they are odd... just like the goose wearing them.

2... LIE.... kinda... I have on 3 seperate occassions looked down at my feet at the wake and realised I have had odd shoes on....so I have time management issues and often for a funeral I am flyin out the door half done... I do know on one occassion I intentionally put odd shoes on because I was wearing new ones that were uncomfy to drive in so I put an old shoe on me driving foot and left the new one on the left and I was going to change them at the funeral home... but by the time I got there I forgot all about the shoes and off I went.... the other two times I dunno why it just happened but odd shoes is not one of my crazy superstitions.

 

Beazel will have to come back soon so she can read the answer...

 

OH and @jillar you are up.

1. I had a green Subaru and it was an  unlucky car

2. It's raining today

3. My husband finally got his truck back from the shop yesterday

2. Is the lie... I wish it was true... but your in drought, we're in El Nina so you must be in El Nino.... so the chances of this being true are very rare... I hope its is true but I say LIE.

I say #1 is the lie. This would be the rainy season in Calif. I believe.

reci all green cars are unlucky so 1 has to be true.

There's not that many Green cars that I have ever seen.

I had an all Green motorcycle a few years back. Best bike I have ever had.

Never crashed it either  

But a green bike is not a green car is it silly duffa... my paranoia does not extend to green bikes... only green cars.... I know a ridiculous number of people who have died in car accidents involving green cars.

 

 

3 is the lie, hubby has still not got his truck out of the shop! ? 

 

1. Got up early to pick up dog poop so the pond guys wouldn't step in it and they cancelled

2. Got up early to make hubby breakfast and he left before it was done

3. I'm wearing my purple with polka dots jammies bottoms and a sweatshirt from the cleaning company I used to own

Since we failed miserably last time ..... we'll have to nail this one down early 

 

I say #2 is the lie because no man I know is gonna leave before breakfast is cooked for him 

Yep, that's a lie but not because he left. It's because there's no way I'm cooking breakfast first thing in the morning, just the thought of it makes me want to puke lol