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mmm a paper cut can be sore lol

 

I have a cup and saucer I would use it firstly to say lets have a cup of tea and talk about and if that did not work I would use it by bashing it over the head :)

A battle axe, which probably needs explaining... School is out today and I am still in bed... I collect swords and other sharp objects....  

A battle axe, which probably needs explaining... School is out today and I am still in bed... I collect swords and other sharp objects....  

ROFPMSL why am I not surprised  :rolleyes:  :wub:

ROFPMSL why am I not surprised  :rolleyes:  :wub:

I knew this was going to be the response! Hahaha :wub: 

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A paper cup half full with semi-hot coffee... a piece of paper, elastic band, Sainsbury's receipt, pink highlighter and an almost empty stapler.... I'm screwed, lol...

 

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the A-team could build some kind of tank or WMD out of it, so there could be some hope...

A paper cup half full with semi-hot coffee... a piece of paper, elastic band, Sainsbury's receipt, pink highlighter and an almost empty stapler.... I'm screwed, lol...

 

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the A-team could build some kind of tank or WMD out of it, so there could be some hope...

 

 

I knew this was going to be the response! Hahaha :wub:

Have you noticed that your tickers are saying expired?

I have a pretty heavy Winni the pooh cup and power strip on my left. I guess I would bash it over the head and run over to Doll's house :) 

Nothing on my left but a twinkie  :P ..lol

 

Hope DD has room for Lucy and me..I cant imagine a better place to be. :wub:  ..lol

Doll, hope you're gonna save me...I'm rolling with a deflated balloon dog from the party...which I thought had lasted quite well until it became a weapon??

 

I have a Mickey mouse flask the other side..that'll sort it :)

She actually sits to the right of me...but I would push her towards the zombies so they could eat her little brain...that would keep them occupied long enough to grab something to my left...which.... damn I would be in trouble ...I probably would grab a pen and jam it into their skulls.  Right...isn't that how you kill zombies.

 

Then I would go over to Ds house and see what her and Lucy were doing :o

My wallet is to my left, and there is not enough money in it to convince anybody or anything to leave me alone...on my way to DD's.

My cell phone and a water bottle. I´d die. Unless I use my phone to send a SOS alert to DD and she saves us all with her axe while I throw water at the zombie´s eyes...

Ha! Didn't see this till I came upstairs to rest a bit. As luck would have it - to my left, on bookcase headboard, is my trusty stun gun.

It's one of the older models that you have to actually make contact with the person (or zombie), but I can make it work, then run like hell :)

Oh well for my cat Blossum. I guess i would throw the poor thing at the zombies and run away. :(

Not amused

 

What an adorable little zombie distraction she is.  :) 

To my immediate left is

A nice old and heavy 'C' clamp holding my pencil sharpener steady to work table,

good for clocking zombie on head. 

 

An old train cosmetic case filled with pastels, 

and a big basket filled with pens, pencils and reams of paper,

all good for little in this instance.

 

If I was ANYWHERE else in my house,

I would be w/in easy reach of rusticated or broken blades that I find on the street.

But, WAIT !!

Oh!  Hold on there !

Look!

Inside the basket with the ink pens

are a nice stash of X-acto knives.

Razor Sharp Goodness.

 

Still headed to Dolls house.

Much safer there.

Party at DD's  ;)

Party at DD's  ;)

 

Yes! Sorry DD, you had to see it coming when you mentioned the axe...

Yes! Sorry DD, you had to see it coming when you mentioned the axe...

LMAO I did, I did. An axe, swords, a crossbow.... come on down I have a bunch of sustainable weapons. 

Wait...Atlanta isnt safe...arent you close to there?..lol...oops...wrong thread

Ummmm... that is not why the dog was coming?!?!?!?!

Wait...Atlanta isnt safe...arent you close to there?..lol...oops...wrong thread

No, I am not near ATL about 6 hours away.