July 19, 201412 yr Some of the stuff that I read from members here sticks with me and makes me chuckle still long after I've read it. Can be from any thread but it has to have some kind of humor to it, banter between two members etc. My first entry is Paul's reply to me on The Coke Machine Game the other day. MQ: I insert an old fence post. Paul723: And you get an 85 year old pole dancer who is willing to give it a go to restart her career but MQ is afraid of scaring the children and the dog so he gives her a cup of coffee and drives her back to the assisted care facility. lol
July 19, 201412 yr You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps Here's a link to a compliment generator, just refresh for a new one! Snappy comebacks for all occasions. http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
July 19, 201412 yr Many moons ago, I shared an apartment with a casino manager from Yorkshire. You will need to be of a certain vintage to understand this one... As you may have surmised if cuddly = fat! El Bandito is comfortably extra cuddly. However, on a Saturday night, like every other poster here, there are times, when I look in the mirror, and know it is the the night.....oh yeah baby. I emerged from the bathroom, a towel around my waist, my hair slicked back...oh yeah baby... Ian, The Yorkshireman, looked me up and down and said; "Fook me! Miami Vice meets 't Weather Girls" I'm not sure that I have ever stopped laughing, or that my ego has ever recovered!
July 19, 201412 yr One time, I posted that I had accidentally blocked people that had reached out to be my friends... Bakon helpfully asked; "Rocket Scientist or Brain Surgeon?" The Rocket Surgeon was born....
July 20, 201412 yr You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps Here's a link to a compliment generator, just refresh for a new one! Snappy comebacks for all occasions. http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG Oh, Markus... thank you for this. Great stuff.
July 21, 201412 yr jimmy has some good ones- changed his avatar to the muscle dude after I cracked on the creepy one. been slamming steady rocket surgeon is good for a spank...action too. the fish is good for short ones tracey's are even shorter because of her limited vocabulary ginger is good to wind up too, can feel the heat off her responses nancy couldn't insult a toad. she would call it cute mq- got to put on boss face, good for a hometown lash but its pretty toothless considering who he got for a team sharonmakesmesiff and Doreen have some wit, hidden in nice avatars but like the ava, paul lot, they sneak one in. All time favorite....when the
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