You get a sour face.

 

I insert a brick.

you get a house

 

i insert bbq sauce

you get a litter of squealing pigs running for their lives.

 

I insert earmuffs

i get silence from bull shit

 

i insert a tomato plant

You get 30 pieces of fruit to eat or throw at somebody

 

I insert a storm sewer

You get a big mess during rainy season. 

 

I insert one pound and a bob.

And you get an EBCB that you'll need at least an hour to recover from.

 

I insert some oven cleaner

You get a chemical burn.

 

I insert one Zimbabwe dollar.

You get a gnat.

I insert a soap bubble

You get clean, but only a little bit. Aine sends you back to the shower.

 

I insert clean beer bottles

You get 5 minutes of wasted time.

 

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You get Hillbilly word of the day.

 

I insert a flipping jig.

You get me scratching my head trying to figure out what in the heck that could be.

 

I insert nothing.

you get the Philosopher Parmenides arguing with you !

 

I insert a large foam hand

You get a gentle way of bopping someone in the head.

 

I insert a coconut tree.

You get a gentle way of bopping someone in the head.

 

I insert a coconut tree.

hahahaha BOP Colleen pml here, 

You get Kid Creole singing Stool Pigeon

 

I insert pigeon pie

You get what King Joffrey ( G.O.T ).  :P

 

I insert a weed eater.

you get a cow

 

I insert flip flops

And you get some cool green grass to walk on in a park on a sunny morning.

 

I insert my dishwasher

You get an angry "mrs" saying its not my turn

 

I insert a Kitkat

You get a real chocolate.

 

I insert some red wine.

You get a happy Colleen :).

 

I insert a mysterious box.

You get re-named Pandora

 

I insert a yo-yo

you get dizzy

 

i insert a flip flop