May 10, 201412 yr Ok redneck girl...your turn Have you ever used a toilet bowl as a planter in the garden? Do you dip skoal? Ever drink Pabst blue ribbon?
May 10, 201412 yr Do you know what a chocolate covered peanut butter buckeye is and if so, ever eaten one?
May 10, 201412 yr Ok redneck girl...your turn Ha, ha, ha....DREW you are a funny guy! Have you ever used a toilet bowl as a planter in the garden? Nope...that was a fake pic....However....when I bought this 10 acres...I had nowhere to pee for over two years (no house here). I had to come here and care for the garden, animals, etc. I picked an awesome pee tree. I learned that peeing on the hard, undisturbed soil will cause urine to bouce back up onto your legs, undies, bootie, etc. So, about the same time I intstalled my TP roll on a nearby twig, I started raking up leaves under the "toilet area". The leaves absorb the pee so it doesn't "bounce". When done, just rake the leaves out of the area and rake new leaves into it. You can pass this info on...but make sure the leaves are not poison ivy. Do you dip skoal? OMG no...but have an Ag teacher and two softball coaches who do it...who would've thought? Ever drink Pabst blue ribbon? Nope...Ah..PBR...sold lots of it in college. If ZBB ever offered it to me...I would take it.
May 10, 201412 yr Do you know what a chocolate covered peanut butter buckeye is and if so, ever eaten one? It's pretty funny that you ask that. My parents used to bowl in a league every Friday night. Normally, my baby sitters were older cousins...but one night, we had the girl up the street babysitting. She decided we would make buckeyes. She burned the chocolate and the smoke alarm went off. I freaked out and said she had to leave our house before it burned down. I honestly don't remember what happened when my parents got home..but I know she never babysat again. (I should say I was a difficult child and yelled at babysitters for not "tucking me in" fast enough.) Last Thanksgiving, I remembered these little treats and looked for a recipe to make them. I knew them as Bullseyes. The only reciepe I could find was Buckeye Balls as in Ohio Buckeyes...OK whatever. They were a rival...but they were a huge hit.
May 10, 201412 yr do you know how to use a gun? do you go shooting? hunting? I know how to use a shotgun. Used to train interns in how to load it and shoot it. I used to go shooting at my old job for practice...but was never really good. I do not hunt...but hubby and all of his family does so it's something I have had to adjust to. Before I moved to Texas, I never ate any game. I now eat deer, dove, duck (had once...not a big fan) and lots of new fish.
May 10, 201412 yr Have you been in a fist fight? :to_pick_ones_nose: Nope. My older sister used to kick my a$$. Then one day...I got stronger. I floored her...she doesn't try to fight me anymore.
May 10, 201412 yr Growing up, did you want to be like Daisey from The Dukes of Hazard? Nope...she's a slut.
May 10, 201412 yr As the resident Astrologer, what is your sign? Most publications???? classify me as an Aquarius. But if you read enough different "things", I am on the cusp between an Aquarius and a Picses. (Feb 18th)
May 10, 201412 yr Author But I did wath the show...of course. Well duh...it's a rite of passage for all rednecks (boys and girls)
May 10, 201412 yr Well duh...it's a rite of passage for all rednecks (boys and girls) So that's a yes?
May 10, 201412 yr How many and what animals do you have? Do they all have names? Which his your favourite?
May 10, 201412 yr Nope...she's a slut. I don't know why by that answer made me start laughing and now I'm having trouble stopping. :p
May 11, 201412 yr What would be your dream job? What is your favorite desert? Do you consider yourself more funny or serious in real life?
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