Zebras - designed to clash with whatever decor you have. 

Aardvark

Bonking dogs...!!

Claudia Winkleman

Dirty knickers..

Evel knievel

Foosty fish fingers

Garden gnome named Steve

Hateful wee hamsters

1 minute ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Hateful wee hamsters

Don't you think if hamsters could talk they'd all have toffee English accents.

 

Igloo

Jelly slippers

 

(ooffty what a mess they would make imho)

Edited July 25, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Kolas .. cos you never know when they are really just drop bears in disguise.

^^ what in the name of the wee man is a drop bear??

 

Llamas (it would be a spitfest people)

Edited July 25, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

^^^ Shhh Fluffy... Drop Bears are Australia's shameful secret, they are a sub species of Koala that drop from trees to kill and eat unsuspecting animals but they particularly like humans... luckily we all eat Vegemite which they don't like so much so its really only tourists that are in danger... here is a public service announcement from the Australian Government...

 

Mongoose ... have you ever smelt their enclosure at the zoo???

 

 

Ninja assassins

^^that's a lotta S's slippy...

 

Offal

Edited July 25, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Pine needles

 

Those assassins don't come out to play for anything less

Quail

Roadkill

Sasquatch 

Termites

Unicorn killers (not pointing any arrows^^^)

Van, cause its down by the river...……….

 

 

Edited July 25, 20188 yr by jillar

Waxwork of Genghis Khan

Yowie .... a real one, the chocolate ones are OK.