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Stzr, I'm so sorry you had to deal with all that your first year. That you could stay smoke free while your world was crashing down around you is admirable. I don't think I could have done that that early in my quit. I hope your daughter conquers her addiction just like her role model daddy did. I've always heard that quitting smoking is like quitting heroin so I'm keeping positive thoughts for her that she has your will to be free of addiction. Thank you for sharing.......

Shouldn't I get out?

Is there any better way as long as the water doesn't turn brown?

Isn't that always the giveaway?

Maybe it was just a fart?

Should we just stick to stinky pee then?

Don't you find that eating garlicky food helps?

Do you want something that makes your poopie smell too?

Can you cook something to make his pee smell so he won't be homesick?

Isn't that another good reason not to swim over for dinner?

If your urgent pee is pungent will it attract sharks?

Can't we just tell him we can't swim that far?

Maybe he left to smell his pee?

Is it a habit of yours to smell your pee?

If your pee smells shouldn't you see a doctor?

Another oldie but still works: When hubby gets up to use the bathroom at night I push his pillow over so I have more space. Where the pillow is the head follows

Hasn't everyone smashed a fatty?!

You're not supposed to pee in the bath?

Don't you put tarter sauce on your fish like normal people do?