notsmokinjo

So I can do the post the song thing BUT... At home and in the UK it was Dancing Queen by ABBA In the US of A-ski it was Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry hmmm... don't see no co0ck rock with either of them :(

We have it down ere in Aus... but I'm about a season behind cos I'm the only one who watches in our house and have to find time to fit it in.

Do you not think it is definately better to give than recieve?

1 ... what is this bedtime you speak of???

How come ya lettin slip nslide pay ya in beans and beer? Thought ya woulda been worth more than beans?

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Confession: When I was little I always thought the line of the song was " We come from a land down under, Where women blow and men chunder" .... I thought it was so cool that I could sing a rude song and not get in trouble.

3.... Hey Joe -nah just skyvan off work a bit while some reports run in the background.

well at a pinch if its pizza or starve... I'll eat an Aussie but that's it.

OMG Joe... how did I miss posting here.... 10 frickin months mate, you ledge. So close to the mythical Lido deck I'm betten ya can smell the reef oil. Seriously bloody good effort. You have worked so hard for your double digit celebration. (On a lighter note, the Kid says that boy jo's have e cos the have an e-pendage).

Unite us??... mate ya do realise I'd fucken unpacked and had me feet on the coffee table about 10mins after walking in the door... ya stvck with me now... i just figured it was a done fvcken deal that we were united??? but seriously, you guys have been so cool and accepting. Obviously I have issues and when I need to be emotional my default setting is glib, or obnoxious... just seems safer that way.

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Why don't ya just put them in the hamper when ya take em off??????? OK my big confession... omg gettin ready for the lynch mob now.... I fucken hate pizza? (I'm a nice mum an buy it for the kid but when she has pizza i just have jaffle)

and out comes a whirlpool You put in some raspberries

two tiny little french drumsticks I put in a Koala named Kev

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When you deserve it. Is semi fredo just what ya call it when ya have a dodgey fridge?

true... not sure the collegues appreciate my awesome whistling abilities TNP drinks their 8 glasses of water a day

True ... its not a pretty look an me decision to scratch the chicken pox on my scalp cos noone would eva see the scars.... yeah, nah not me best choice. TNP has never died their hair.

False.... there was no accident about it LOL TPBM prefers scotch wiskey to bourbon

An out came a Ronald.... I put in some nuts

time

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Lets Get It On - Marvin Gaye But when he does a wombat, what do you wanna do? (Wombats eat roots and leaves) ((further translations for the Sepos.... in Aus we don't root for our teams cos well we don't really see how havin sex will make them win a game an havin a root is usually just hookin up))

regular (crunchy's only good for lazy ar5e satay) Jam or Honey