notsmokinjo

Cos Australia's hogging the sun. How many packs of TimTams should I buy even though I cant have any til easter.... They are half price $1.82..... So about £1..?

Yes, yes it is... Thanks ?

Do they have winter coats in train land ?

Beauty is supposed to hurt, that includes ya hip pocket. Where are the clowns, why won't they send them in?

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Plugger (aka Tony Locket.... Anyone guessed the theme of the day?)

Nicky Winmar

Long bomb

So fingers an toes doing like a train in Scotland?

Introduced the Kid to this over Chrissy hold, she lived it. Footloose.. The original...

It was 2.... Clearly 3 was true as I just got up 30mins ago to go the mum things an the dog things.

Despite my 4th degree burns i have made my way here to perform my most important task of the day, as its very early in the morning... We need to be quiet so as not to wake the house but..... NOPE....NOPE.....Noooooope

Wot the is an Aunt Bessie's when she's at home? 1. I think we need to abandon this thread and start a new one called 1 truth, 2 lies. 2. I am watching a reply of the best afl grand final in my life, 1989 Geelong v hawthorn. 3. I am feeling tired.

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Piano

I'll say 1... Suspect its 2 which is very very naughty of you... 3 is probably true cos you do the roasts.

Wot was the point? You got it right I would a only bin givin them false hope..

If anyone else asks that I'm stopping this car and leaving you on the side of the road, don't think I won't... Oh look that sign says kolas for the next 5km... Fifty cents to the first person to see one....oops regressed to school holiday car trips with me Grandad... Any one know Slippy's nicked off to with me frickin burn cream?

Hey @Sslip I need me frickin burn cream back.

1.. Is true... Whenever we have snags we quote Oliver... She says, "These sausages are mouldy" then I say "Shut up an drink ya gin"... Probably should'nt have done it at the meet the teaches and parents BBQ at her new school. 3. Is true, we have a brand of paracetamol called Herron... Unless you are the Kid or my Dad who told the pain specialist he was controlling his pain with heroin also. so...surprise frickin surprise..Sslip gets it... 2... Lie, she told her teacher her brother is useless and she thinks he will never get a job and when her dad dies she will have to look after him.

@Sslip maybe its repeated exposure to my awesomeness and my masterful use of the English language has rubber off... Hang around me an you too can talk like a yob. Or maybe I need to come with a health warning "repeated exposure will diminish your communication skills"

1. I often tell the kid to "Shut up and Drink ya gin" 2. The kid told her teacher that her brother is awesome. 3. The kid told her teacher I give her Heroin for headaches and cramps.

Oh I do...any objections

Kangaroo steak

Jill asked a Q... We all answered but Jill isn't back yet to let us know who has the winner... Do we wait or do we go?