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The nipple one. Lemon & Lime is a bad choice without something like vanilla bean or coconut to cut it cos it is so frickin sour. Seven huge scoops per lrge take out tub but the boys are great they let you taste every flavour before you decide. Don't ya think that's nice? I'd really like to see?... nope, i was trying to distract you from wanting strawberry ice cream in bed don't ya think?

There are perks to adulting????

well we have a winner..... 1. True... I'm living on liquids, so luke warm or cold soups, smoothies that sorta thing. 2. False .... the thought of food makes me fell bilious 3. True.... besides doctor appointments the last time I left the house, besides in the middle of the night to walk the dogs, was when I went to Brunetti's on the cake adventure, and I had at least 4 panic attacks that afternoon/night and nearly had to go to emergency because I was having breathing problems from the panic attack. Sso @Sslip yyou're uup.

Me and the Kid... if she can't have one then its not real fair if i have one don't ya think? besides if I had a telly in me room would I get any sleep?

I just wanna know who's bed it was cos there are no tv's allowed in my bedroom. Is that weird?

True...ish.... Iove me a team sport and spectating team sport is best BUT there is a certain comfort in an individual sport that the only person you will let down is yourself. TNP hates/hated the pre-school rush when the kid slept in (ignored 3 alarms, having their doona yanked off and being yelled at for 45mins).

OH and Gee-ski, I forgot.... Congratulations on your 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 years smoke free...... now just for you a 'horse' of a different colour... and can we discuss your need for some CoS rehab, I mean you have this smoking addition under control, its time to address the fact you are also a CoSaholic... there is a group that can help you with that. We They meet regularily or as required. I have contacts, I can organise an emergency sitting for you, just say the word.

I don't know but I thought dream Shane did, well I thought he did but he wouldn't show me. Do you think he wouldn't show me cos he doesn't really have one and my subconscious made it up?

Well besides being in a bed together it wasn't really that sort of dream, but it did weird me out a bit so that i was kinda uncomfy coming in here so maybe it was. And yes he was, do you think he would show me his piercing?

Well considering I have a kid I'm fairly sure there was no cherries on offer? (do cherries mean the same thing up north???) Oh did I not mention Shane wouldn't take off his full batting kit?

Comgratulations @G67 ... I had a whole woohoo ready to go but for some reason I was prepped for tomorrow but I think I like it better that our girl Jillar did your 2 year woohoo seeing as she has been with you from the get go. I'd say thanks for all your help with my quit but I am pretty sure what I should be thanking you for is a new psychosis, a fear of the #20 and the addictive need to count backwards. Seriously though, 2 years is frickin ripper-roonie mate. That is such a stellar effort... so prooving that all little boys grow up and become their heros here is some secret footage I found of you pre-Senna paint job: And now here you are all grown up, 2 years in with your Lido Deck 2pete.. ?

... nope not me... the date for G is wrong on "the list".... so I'm pleading its a reci error. Good thing its all ready to go....

-6 .. mornin.... it is 6:28am on 6/6/18 in Melbourne, it is 9:28pm in Glasgow on 5/6... it is 1:28pm in Gee-land on 5/6/18 (i think) .... so for him his big day is tomorrow... but its today for me...and its tomorrow for you... so I will do his woohoo some time in the middle of his night so he wakes up to a nice woohoo surprise.... OH bummer... I got the numbers round the wrong way agian didn't I.... stupid americans can't date properly,...

UM... not the question I expected but it was a queen I think, didn't you like any of those icecream flavours from my corner icecream shop?

Well last night sprinkles had ginger, banana (with bits of banana), strawberry (with bits a strawbs), mint choc chip, banana choc chip, bubble gum, chocolate, old english toffee, vanilla, vanilla bean, goody goody gum drops (has lollies in it), choc chip, chocolate choc chip, rocher, cassata, coconut, apple pie, boysenberry swirl, tim tam, licorice, hokey pokey, um.... blood orange gelati, navel orange gelati, lemon gelati, lemon&lime gelati, mango gelati, mango coconut vegan swirl, green apply gelati, pistachio, pomegranate gelati, raspberry gelati, turkish delight, watermelon icecream (not gelati), seasalt toffee caramel, cookie dough, salted caramel cookie dough, strawberry gellati.... did I remember enough?

-4 .. Its his big boy deck chair celebration... 2 years lido decking.

we know, you only come here for the spankin slappin'... -2 .... Geeski... all ready for your big day tomorrow???

Good morning to me lovely fellow NOPErs and welcome to Hump Day. Well today sees us with a choice of celebration Garden Exercise Day & Applesauce Cake Day.... hmmm... not really into the gardening but have a bag of grannies i could sauce and bake so it seems I'll be Applesauce Caking. OH, incase they don't have em where you live, grannies are not little old ladies who spoil you they are Granny Smith Apples... cos its not Hannibal Lector cake day. So... to excercising by gardening and destroying my lungs I say NOPE ... not on a day ending in y. Topic of the day: Keeping it as Secret Pleasure Songs

-19 ... cos rose gave ya -17

But your me favourite Sepo... well of the stick variety, my girls Jillar & Saz probably out ranks ya.... even of ya have a thing for chicks who can't have their socks even... oh an Geeski might out rank ya cos he gives me kiss every morning.... -16

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