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So after you eat the unicorns what happens to the horn?

Fun facts: Melbourne was founded by sir John Batman and originally named Batmania... spewing we changed our name.

Melbourne - Australia, not Melbourne - Florida.... what sort of short cut system do you have.

BAT, do you just wanna play with your chainsaw?

I've been wonder (and none of the will say) Scotland just had the hottest day in 20 years... they are having a hot summer.... but what is hot... are we talking 25 deg C here or are we talking 42deg C.... just be careful if your in London because the Eye might buckle if its windy and over 36deg C like the Melbourne wheel did its first summer being opened.

But maybe the Surf liked being smacked around.... and at least he wasn't a smurf... being blue all the time would just be sad I liked Follett's Pillars of the Earth for a bit of reading that didn't need me to engage my brain.

Or... @jillar you could just multiply the house number (@#$) by the number of names in the street name (2) and get an even number.... balance restored.....

have you never noticed the British tourists in NY?... we can always pick them here... they come in to colours (pasty white...so just off the plane) or lobster red.

Rip van Winkle

^^ And its Paul Bunyan Day... blame him for the need for axes and their ilk.

When you add the three numbers together do you get a two didgit number? Or an even number? If you continue adding the 2 digits of the answer do you get an even number. Of up a sign a numerical value to each letter on the street name and add those numbers to your house number/numbers is it even?... if you multiple the house numbers is it even? (ie #1 x #2 x #3)..... there are always was to make numbers fit your quirks... not that I know from experience (says the person who has left a resteraunt because I wouldn't sit at table 13 and they wouldn't change us).

not if I have to bend, I don't feel like bending today. Do you see my point?

I thought the fact that kangaroos have 3 vaginas was a winning argument...

have to mum.... she can't go to school because she "is too upset that hooch got shot in the movie".... that she watched last night. :rolleyes

Yeah well check the song thread.... Pork Chop posts a break up song, says its not about you ? and then is on about the sharing again... I think its time to stop floggin a dead horse and leave you two alone... and after he gave me false hope with the name change.

Didn't I say that when I stuck up for you?

and out came an answer car... ONLY IF THEY NOPE I put in a monkey wrench and some irises

yes I have little tiny kangaroo arms, they are like t-rex arms don't ya think?

wouldn't that expose your armpits to tickling?

drive... because don't like crowding, especially in summer on those 35 deg days... although reading and stuff on the train is nice. Commute: No issue... wish I was closer to home

misog??? is it a regional thing??? all I can think is its an abbreviation of misogynist which doesn't fit the narrative... I'm confused.

SWITCHEROO.... SWITCHEROO.... Todays topic is folklore... so it could be any character, beast, place from the folklore of any country OR people famous for writing folklore (think brothers grim) O .... Oolah the Lizard ... from the dreamtime stories...

2... cos, welll 2.

Hey Rory... great to see you. Loved reading your story and could really relate to a lot of it. OMG the "here hold me/finish me smoke while I bat" hated that all softball season but I think in the long run it helped to cement it. Can't wait to read your next installment.

The irish?.... nah they are bloody hard to ignore, especially when they have some piss in em don't you agree?