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G’day congratulations..... you deserve this regards chris

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G’day another pic of a handful of these hailstone from a couple of days ago in the local news. Imagine getting hit by one of these buggers?

G’day Sorry not this time..... it’s a stock pic. But trust me I’ve lost a car to a storm the hail busted front rear and side windows. Dinted so bad the insurance wrote it off . So from experience, stay in the car and take your punishment like a big boy!

G’day 1/2 a hailstone and the busted windscreen behind. Trust me I wouldn’t hop out to find the other 1/2

No doubt you know about rain but the local storms aren’t just rain. The one that went through the far side of the airport today delivered 105 mm tad over 4 inches in one hour. Hail 90 km hour winds and even a tornado touched down. At the end of the runway at luggage point it soon passed into the bay away from big populations. If it would have hit us it would have been a story of destruction for sure. They use the term “super cells” for these monsters.

G’day South East Queensland has cool dry winters. Our rain arrives in spring and summer and usually as a storm. Today I arrived home to find 25mm or an inch in the gauge. My wife was in the next suburb over and they coped a pasting with 60mm or 2 and 1/2 inches of rain and pea sized hail. The air port just a bit further I’ve got a whopping 105 mm of rain that’s a tat over 4 inches. They also had a tornado touch down but nothing damaged. More to come over today and looks like the next week. Lightning is starting now on the horizon so it will be here in the next hour for sure. Lightning over Brisbane last night

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G’day Kris congratulations well deserved!

Yep it’s funny but the more the days add up the more precious they get. You can’t just give back one you have to give them all.......

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Gday Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction . Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When you're done, you will have a place to live . Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes . Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt . . .. " Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60-year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant . Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses . Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless . It will usually pull them out . . Q: Why should 60-plus-year-old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car . Q: Is it common for 60-plus-year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem .. Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon . Q: Where should 60-plus-year-olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads . Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You've still got your senses....

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G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

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Gday Jillar shouldn’t laugh ..... she’s the biggest contributor to stick of the day. ....just saying...

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required) We all go looking for the perfect rainbow I’ll just settle for the ones I get

G’day NOPE....... A dull grey Day

G’day There is other ways of getting ice for your beers.....

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required) Rain and Im having a bad hair morning

G’day just pick it off and chuck the little guy in the scrub