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Whiners at work. I want to change my answers

Your Mama

I doubt you could taste tobacco. More likely tasted some other crap and brain associated it to last bad thing you remember.

I been across Montana and that is a dumb place to go trick or treating. Houses are miles apart. You will be lucky to hit two before the street lights turn on.

Another country we never hear about

You are never going to get lucky calling your date a hog even if she does weigh that much. Also your sex tape was boring. She needs one of those sleeping machines to help with the snoring. As for guard duty in Germany. Same thing with a Wild bore and unloaded m16. Our unit was so bad we would have gotten Article 15 if we did shoot it.

Zero Ginger

The egg thief dirty biker. Non inviting wedding planner. The onion breath Ohioan. Way to go. Window licker.

Zero. Ginger

Day 2 and what was the reward? Have to pick something small first few days to reward yourself for the hard work. Nobody else will. Brush, magazine, bottle of hand cream.? Something you would normally skip as not needed or already got something similar and that you think you can do without. Buy it. Use it. It's your gift to yourself

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Tucked in the sand.....read that with an F the first time..... Bath at 4am? What are you four years old? Or horney? Next Doorbell will talk about plug in vs battery operation...

Awesome

-4. The cheats

Moron Way to go

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What about chicks with sticks? Caitlyn?

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How's the weather?

Copied some of this from Above 1. Are you named after someone? A food 2. When is the last time you cried? really? Third grade when dad moved out. 3. Do you like your handwriting? Skip as this is stupid 4. What is your favorite processed lunch meat? Anyone want to guess? 5. Do you have kids? Kids are goats. 2 grown pigs 6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? No freaking way 7. Do you use sarcasm? All the freaking time. I am a teenager that knows everything. 8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes 9. Would you bungee jump? No, but I would jump out of a plane. Not tied to anything then 10. What is your favorite cereal? Corn Pops 11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No. Lefty and not good at tie them 12. Do you think you are a strong person? Yep 13. What is your favorite ice cream? Chocolate 14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their tits 15. Red or pink? Pink for mrs 16. What is the least favorite thing you like about yourself? My lack of patience 17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? Uniform. Black 18. What was the last thing you ate? Pizza 19. What are you listening to right now? Foreigner Feels like the first time 20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue 21. Favorite smell? Puppy (take out the middle pp insert ss) or bacon 22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Mrs 23. Favorite sport to watch? Motor sports 24. Real hair color? Brown 25. Eye color? Blue 26. Do you wear contacts? Years ago surgery fixed 27. Favorite food to eat? Beer 28. Scary movies or happy endings? Always like a "happy ending " 29. Last movie watched? Who got time for that, summer just ended 30. What book are you reading? Bible. Never finish. Just start over 31. What is on your mouse pad? Harley 32. What is the last TV program you watched? Shameless 33. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Rolling Stones 34. What is the farthest you've traveled? Germany 35. Do you have any special talents? Dancing with no clothes on. 36. Where were you born? 'hospital

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Embrace the suk. Make it your healing feeling

Glad to see you

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All good advise. Number 1 is wanting to quit. You have to want it.