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You made your bed now sleep in it
February 8, 20197 yr
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
March 31, 20188 yr
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away. ?
December 5, 20187 yr
camel toe
Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.
How tight can my pants get before they split
Don't bend over or you'll split your pants
I'll stick to stretchy pants for now
Sticks and stones can break my bones
A doctor is called a saw bones
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pig that does karate is a pork chopper
I'm going to pig out
I'm going to be out and about
Going out for some fresh air
That's an out and out lie!
I can not tell a lie
Tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
The best answer is the truth
Truth be told ........
Truth or consequences
The moment of truth
The truth shall set you free
If you love something set it free
Buy one get one free
Money can't buy happiness
Money doesn't grow on trees
What do you think we're not made of money
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