I don't have a pot to piss in 

It was like trying to piss up a rope

You couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery 

It was a piss poor excuse

I wouldn't piss on him if we was on fire.

Edited February 1, 20197 yr by notsmokinjo

All he does is piss and moan

Don't listen to him, he's just pissin in ya pocket.

Are you taking the piss 

Let's not turn this into a pissing contest

That's a piss poor attitude

Edited February 1, 20197 yr by jillar

Who pissed in your wheatbix?

Prior preparation prevents piss poor performance 

Nah, who needs to prepare, it'll  be a piece of piss.

it was piss easy

I didn't mean to piss you off

I'm not going outside, it's pissing it down 

It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock

He pissed the bed 

He pissed it all away

What a piss ant

Edited February 2, 20197 yr by Linda Thomas

Just like pissing into the wind.

Did you just break wind 

He was three sheets to the wind

Are you on the wind up 

That will knock the wind out of their sails