There's something fishy going on here 

Somethings are best left unsaid

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right..

 

 

 

Yes we do use it...

Edited March 10, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
Ok.. I know .. but i had too..

Will you quit clowning around

What goes around, comes around

I can't tell whether I'm coming or going

Im going to see a man about a dog

He thinks he's the dogs bo**ocks

He thinks the sun shines out his back side

Her back side is as big as a hoose end

Hes the big cheese

That a right cheesy smile

Smile through gritted teeth

Wipe that smile off your face

Would it hurt to crack a smile

What you don't know won't hurt you

Dont hang your dirty laundry out in public

In the public eye

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Beauty is only skin deep

Got away by the skin of his teeth

He had a face only his mother could love 

She had a face like a skelped ar*e

Youre talking out yer ar*e

I'll kick you ar5e.